garkein

Someone of extreme nerdity. Strong body odour and plays runescape.

What a twat, what a garkein!

by John Stansfield December 23, 2006

Garken

An ugly girl who thinks they are attractive, or an attractive girl who thinks she is ugly.

Damn did you see Fiona at the prom? She looks good as hell but she denies it. Such a garken...

by ultimatestackthrower999 December 1, 2010

Garking

A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.

Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"

by Djmeffy December 31, 2020

Garking

Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)

After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.

by nick pine July 2, 2016

Garkin

The act of hijacking plans for the sole benefit of oneself; without consideration to others.

The Garkin's garkinned their own plans after they Garkinned ours!

by Mattardo August 3, 2013

Garking

To suck ones own dick and choke.

Reina spent last night garking on her trap dick, she needs to chill the f*ck out bro.

by csstormin July 16, 2016

Garkin

formally known as gherkin, a garkin is a slurred impared version of the stiff tasting green vegetable. commonly asscoiated with Gargamel from the smurfs. A delightful memory of yesteryear for the Pak N Save gang of the year 2000-2001. The pukled garkin AKA pickled gherkin

Your garkin up the wrong tree bro. Its.....the pukled garkin. you man that dude is garkin as. watch out smurfette gargamel has a pukled garkin. any body know what time it is? its garkin time!! azrael get out of the mince. watch out its phantom dave and the flying spoon. Sorry Tom its time for the garkin report

by azrael7 May 13, 2010