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Garken 

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An ugly girl who thinks they are attractive, or an attractive girl who thinks she is ugly.
Damn did you see Fiona at the prom? She looks good as hell but she denies it. Such a garken...
Garken by ultimatestackthrower999 December 1, 2010
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Garking 

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A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.
Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"
Garking by Djmeffy December 31, 2020

Garking 

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Performing fellatio on oneself, aka autofelatio.

(Coined by Reina Scully in "Surprise Butt Sex!" SF podcast)
After two years of yoga, Billy now spends his days garking.
Garking by nick pine July 2, 2016

Garkin 

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The act of hijacking plans for the sole benefit of oneself; without consideration to others.
The Garkin's garkinned their own plans after they Garkinned ours!
Garkin by Mattardo August 3, 2013

Garking 

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To suck ones own dick and choke.
Reina spent last night garking on her trap dick, she needs to chill the f*ck out bro.
Garking by csstormin July 16, 2016

Garkin 

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formally known as gherkin, a garkin is a slurred impared version of the stiff tasting green vegetable. commonly asscoiated with Gargamel from the smurfs. A delightful memory of yesteryear for the Pak N Save gang of the year 2000-2001. The pukled garkin AKA pickled gherkin
Your garkin up the wrong tree bro. Its.....the pukled garkin. you man that dude is garkin as. watch out smurfette gargamel has a pukled garkin. any body know what time it is? its garkin time!! azrael get out of the mince. watch out its phantom dave and the flying spoon. Sorry Tom its time for the garkin report
Garkin by azrael7 May 13, 2010
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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