Definitions by TOyoyo

giraffe stapling 

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

giraffe stapling by TOyoyo September 30, 2013

gargus 

A fat ugly teacher that makes you take your shirt off in 4th grade. Otherwise known as "big momma."

Man, that new teacher made me take my shirt off. She's such a gargus.

gargus by TOyoyo September 27, 2013