2 definitions by TOyoyo

gargus

A fat ugly teacher that makes you take your shirt off in 4th grade. Otherwise known as "big momma."

Man, that new teacher made me take my shirt off. She's such a gargus.

by TOyoyo September 27, 2013

giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

by TOyoyo September 30, 2013