garganch 

An object of very large proportions.

nigga yo do hea’ look garganch

garganch by Abdul Jamar March 12, 2018

garganthum

It is a rare thing but when a man has a relatively small hand but a giganti thum so there fro he is a garganthum..so if u have a friend like that make sure u tell him he has a garganthum.

I looked down at my uncles hand a relized he had a GARGANTHUM AHHH!!!!

garganthum by is this a trick question May 13, 2005

garganchuan 

Alex cart that fat bagel boy from bc.

Hes a fuking garganchuan mother fuker

Yo garganchuan stop eating that pig and come take a bong toke you fuking fat fuk

garganchuan by garganchuan fat fuk September 10, 2008

garrancho 

noun: A refrigerator shaped Chinese-Nica with excessive diarrhea of the mouth; a jinx; black-cloud (person); a woman (i.e. usually older) that convinces her underage boyfriend to move out of his well-to-do parents' house and into a slum in Sweetwater.

to be garranchoed (verb): To have a spell of bad luck resulting from the effects of a garrancho (noun). May include, but is not limited to, having your heart broken, being cheated on with a gardner, losing your scholarship, getting kicked out of school, living in a slum, alcoholism, self-medication, being arrested for outstanding traffic fines, etc.; to spend an excessive amount of money on a garrancho, which may result in your getting kicked out of school and having to work at Java City.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Billy?
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: He had so many unpaid tickets that he was arrested!
Guy 2: Dirty, he got garranchoed!

garrancho by Joan el Catala November 20, 2007

gargunching 

the consumption of freshly born reptile eggs, then reproducing with said reptile while injecting cobra poison into the reptile.

Dude 1 : yo dude, wanna go gargunching later this afternoon?

Dude 2: sure, why not.

gargunching by c0rlex March 30, 2024