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garganthum

It is a rare thing but when a man has a relatively small hand but a giganti thum so there fro he is a garganthum..so if u have a friend like that make sure u tell him he has a garganthum.
I looked down at my uncles hand a relized he had a GARGANTHUM AHHH!!!!
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garganchuan 

Alex cart that fat bagel boy from bc.

Hes a fuking garganchuan mother fuker
Yo garganchuan stop eating that pig and come take a bong toke you fuking fat fuk
garganchuan by garganchuan fat fuk September 10, 2008

garrancho 

noun: A refrigerator shaped Chinese-Nica with excessive diarrhea of the mouth; a jinx; black-cloud (person); a woman (i.e. usually older) that convinces her underage boyfriend to move out of his well-to-do parents' house and into a slum in Sweetwater.

to be garranchoed (verb): To have a spell of bad luck resulting from the effects of a garrancho (noun). May include, but is not limited to, having your heart broken, being cheated on with a gardner, losing your scholarship, getting kicked out of school, living in a slum, alcoholism, self-medication, being arrested for outstanding traffic fines, etc.; to spend an excessive amount of money on a garrancho, which may result in your getting kicked out of school and having to work at Java City.
Guy 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Billy?
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: He had so many unpaid tickets that he was arrested!
Guy 2: Dirty, he got garranchoed!
garrancho by Joan el Catala November 20, 2007

gargunching 

the consumption of freshly born reptile eggs, then reproducing with said reptile while injecting cobra poison into the reptile.
Dude 1 : yo dude, wanna go gargunching later this afternoon?

Dude 2: sure, why not.
gargunching by c0rlex March 30, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026