noun: A refrigerator shaped Chinese-Nica with excessive diarrhea of the mouth; a jinx; black-cloud (person); a woman (i.e. usually older) that convinces her underage
boyfriend to move out of his well-to-do
parents' house and into a slum in Sweetwater.
to be garranchoed (verb): To have a spell of bad luck resulting from the effects of a garrancho (noun).
May include, but is not limited to, having your heart broken, being cheated on with a gardner, losing your scholarship, getting kicked out of school, living in a slum, alcoholism, self-medication, being arrested for outstanding traffic fines, etc.; to spend an excessive amount of money on a garrancho, which
may result in your getting kicked out of school and having to
work at Java City.
Guy 1:
Yo, did you hear what happened to
Billy?
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: He had so many unpaid tickets that he was arrested!
Guy 2: Dirty, he got garranchoed!