garganch

An object of very large proportions.

nigga yo do hea’ look garganch

by Abdul Jamar March 12, 2018

garganthum

It is a rare thing but when a man has a relatively small hand but a giganti thum so there fro he is a garganthum..so if u have a friend like that make sure u tell him he has a garganthum.

I looked down at my uncles hand a relized he had a GARGANTHUM AHHH!!!!

by is this a trick question May 13, 2005

garganchuan

Alex cart that fat bagel boy from bc.

Hes a fuking garganchuan mother fuker

Yo garganchuan stop eating that pig and come take a bong toke you fuking fat fuk

by garganchuan fat fuk September 10, 2008

garrancho

noun: A refrigerator shaped Chinese-Nica with excessive diarrhea of the mouth; a jinx; black-cloud (person); a woman (i.e. usually older) that convinces her underage boyfriend to move out of his well-to-do parents' house and into a slum in Sweetwater.

to be garranchoed (verb): To have a spell of bad luck resulting from the effects of a garrancho (noun). May include, but is not limited to, having your heart broken, being cheated on with a gardner, losing your scholarship, getting kicked out of school, living in a slum, alcoholism, self-medication, being arrested for outstanding traffic fines, etc.; to spend an excessive amount of money on a garrancho, which may result in your getting kicked out of school and having to work at Java City.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Billy?
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: He had so many unpaid tickets that he was arrested!
Guy 2: Dirty, he got garranchoed!

by Joan el Catala November 20, 2007

gargunching

the consumption of freshly born reptile eggs, then reproducing with said reptile while injecting cobra poison into the reptile.

Dude 1 : yo dude, wanna go gargunching later this afternoon?

Dude 2: sure, why not.

by c0rlex March 30, 2024