gargunching

the consumption of freshly born reptile eggs, then reproducing with said reptile while injecting cobra poison into the reptile.

Dude 1 : yo dude, wanna go gargunching later this afternoon?

Dude 2: sure, why not.

by c0rlex March 30, 2024

grunching

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

by sgrrman February 16, 2008

grunching

to give up on anything without any good reason at all. To basically be a giant pussy.

Tim: I didn't use that free trip to Europe because I might of had to work
Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you

by boogerlips March 23, 2010

Grunching

The hard grinding of the head of one's penis (often of larger size) against the cervix. Like crunching except meatier.

*He was so deep in me, I felt him grunching against my cervix with each thrust!"

by That_Fkn_Wolf November 1, 2023

Grunching

The act of felching ones own cum and juices after munting someone, all while gooning for an extended period of time.

My friend and I are going grunching later.

by therealfrotter June 12, 2024

Grimble Grunching

Grimble grunching is when bros out here chiefan dat fake weed.

This nigga really grimble grunching right now

by Playboicartisballsack August 9, 2022