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garganchuan 

Alex cart that fat bagel boy from bc.

Hes a fuking garganchuan mother fuker
Yo garganchuan stop eating that pig and come take a bong toke you fuking fat fuk
garganchuan by garganchuan fat fuk September 10, 2008
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gargantuan balls 

Used to describe absolutely enormous balls of a "gargantuan magnitude."
Person 1: Did you see that video of the guy whose nuts were so big, he couldn't even go outside?
Person 2: I know! He had gargantuan balls.
Person 1: I hope he gets better.
gargantuan balls by pinjer September 30, 2018

gargantuan 

Bigger than huge and emormous together!
Look at her ass, it is gargantuan!!
gargantuan by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003

Gargantuan Blockades 

Gargantuan Blockades is a Mega Walls sweat clan. Unlike the other stupid fucking clans on Hypixel, Gargantuan Blockades is not a cheating guild. Some cheating guilds are known as Hood and The Jungle. The clan is lead by Turblue, a bitch who eats cock. Whenever they win a game after losing ten times in a row, they always say “L KID #THEGUNGA” at the end of the game, stating that they’re better than everyone else.
Person 1: These guys are saying “L KID #THEGUNGA”!
Person 2: That’s Gargantuan Blockades, no one knows who they are lol
Gargantuan Blockades by Fish186 October 14, 2020

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence 

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.
Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.

gargantuan vagina

Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.
gargantuan vagina by Anonymous September 21, 2003

gargantuan 

The amount of hatred I have towards you, in micro millilitres, is gargantuan.
gargantuan by Ame December 28, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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