garrancho

noun: A refrigerator shaped Chinese-Nica with excessive diarrhea of the mouth; a jinx; black-cloud (person); a woman (i.e. usually older) that convinces her underage boyfriend to move out of his well-to-do parents' house and into a slum in Sweetwater.

to be garranchoed (verb): To have a spell of bad luck resulting from the effects of a garrancho (noun). May include, but is not limited to, having your heart broken, being cheated on with a gardner, losing your scholarship, getting kicked out of school, living in a slum, alcoholism, self-medication, being arrested for outstanding traffic fines, etc.; to spend an excessive amount of money on a garrancho, which may result in your getting kicked out of school and having to work at Java City.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Billy?
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: He had so many unpaid tickets that he was arrested!
Guy 2: Dirty, he got garranchoed!

by Joan el Catala November 20, 2007

Garrance

Garrance is a ship between Garroth Ro'Meave and Laurance Zvahl from Aphmau Mystreet, it is a very popular ship and the most popular Gay ship out of the fandom

Aphmau: What would Garroth and Laurance's ship name be?
Kawaii~Chan: Garrance!

by Zana_Ashida August 29, 2021

garganch

An object of very large proportions.

nigga yo do hea’ look garganch

by Abdul Jamar March 12, 2018

Alejandro Garnacho

Peng Argentine, crazy winger
ronaldo regen???
Argentinian and likes ronaldo more than messi unheard of
Thats why garnachos the goat, the goat!!!!!!!!!1

Is that Cristiano Ronaldo, nah it's Alejandro Garnacho.

by Lincoln Eaves September 18, 2023

garbacho

The amalgamation of the word garbage and the slang gabacho representing a trashy french guy.

Hey José, that garbacho wants some meth!

by Professor grandmaster G July 9, 2016

garganchuan

Alex cart that fat bagel boy from bc.

Hes a fuking garganchuan mother fuker

Yo garganchuan stop eating that pig and come take a bong toke you fuking fat fuk

by garganchuan fat fuk September 10, 2008