garfieldism

A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.

He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.

by BananaHat63 March 16, 2017

Garfieldism

To be manically attracted to Garfield and surrounding art, objects and other forms of Garfield. Especially offensive or strange forms of Garfield are to be counted as Garfieldism.

I think he is into Garfieldism, he has wears a gay Garfield t-shirt from aliexpress and has Garfield pictures on his phone.

by Garfieldist64 June 9, 2021

garfieldussy

a more formal version of “garfussy”; means andrew garfield’s boy pussy

damn man, andrew put his whole garfieldussy into tick tick boom, give him an oscar already

by peter parker’s protector February 8, 2022

Garfielding

When a couple makes slopping/popping noises while kissing, the sound is comparable to Garfield The Cat eating lasagna.

Gabe and Devin were totally garfielding earlier.

by RolePlayingGabe November 4, 2016

Garfieldsexual

A Garfieldsexual is a person who has a sexual attraction to Garfield from the comic strip by Jim Davis.

Mom, dad, I think I’m Garfieldsexual

by Alpha01 January 9, 2021

GarfieldIsDoc

Profile,

Height: 4'6
Weight: 130Lb
Hair line: _______________________________________________________________________
Sexuality: PanSexual
Race: Indian
Favorite animals: Dogs
Best Friend: Kae9ine
Rank: Silver 2
Favorite YouTube video: How to get taller
Favorite follower: Mintys_Memes

Description,

Very short yet successful full time content creator. His slogan has everything to do with the fact that KD doesn't matter, even tho he knows its bullshit. This perm head-ass really thinks a .8 is diamond worthy. So close to his Microphone, that its practically drenched in saliva. He also hates his followers. Thats pretty much all.

"Kd doesnt matter" - GarfieldIsDoc
The definition of tips and tricks
Also used Xim on console

by fatter neek August 25, 2020

Garfielding

Female Snoogling is called Garfielding
When two girls line up just right during the act of scissoring and thier lips connect creating a suction much like a toilet plunger... this is called Garfielding due to the resemblance of Garfields mouth.

Dude, i was at bike week and these two chicks started garfeilding on the bar! They had the suction so tight it took two bikers to pull them apart!
garfielding female snoogling plunging

by V. Guerrilla January 21, 2011