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Garlic Bread

The asexual agenda. We want nothing else.

Basically, a buttery bread with garlic that is the official food of the asexuals.
Person 1: Yeah sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried garlic bread?
Person 2: You're ace, aren't you.
Person 1: No shit sherlock.
Garlic Bread by Supernova508 September 28, 2020
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Garlic bread

An indicator of being asexual
Hey you want to Netflix and chill?

Nah, sorry, I like garlic bread.

Oh I get it, you’re asexual, sorry for the misunderstanding!
Garlic bread by itsbreadtime February 27, 2020

Garlic Hangover 

Defined as the over indulgence in garlic riddled food the night before, leaving you with symptoms similar to that of a drink fuelled hangover.
Dude “Oh man, I got a real bad garlic hangover from last night!

Chick “I don’t understand…do you mean you had a heavy night on the liqor?”

Dude “No dude, we got take-out for dinner and I had one of those Garlic-Mingin’-Burgers with a frickin’ egg on top…feels like I drank like 10 beers or something man, and it’s given me real bad G-M-B too.”
Garlic Hangover by _clint November 9, 2010

garlic gums

When someone's breath wreaks of a horrendous odor, such as garlic and makes vampires disintegrate.
The boy I was sitting next to in class had garlic gums. He made me want to ball up my paper and stick it up my nose.
garlic gums by sparkyjo December 16, 2014

Garlicoin 

A decentralized cryptocurrency powerful enough to withstand the collapse of an entire government.
"Dude, the government just collapsed!"
"Yeah man, I heard. Good thing I invested into Garlicoin!"
Garlicoin by CryptoCrayon January 22, 2018

garlic burp 

When someone eats Red Lobster and burps 5 hours later.
Holly and Russell went to eat at Red Lobster and Russell ate shrimp scampi. Five hours later he burps and all Holly could smell was garlic. Thats a garlic burp.
garlic burp by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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