Narchitect

Someone, often a 15 year old who operates out of his mom's basement, that makes his own drugs (usually ecstasy or crystal meth).

"Nice happy face graphics on your E! Your narchitect has style!"

by flyinasunbeam April 6, 2009

Narchitect

A Narchitect is someone who smartly/strategically design arguments or indirect arguments in a way that he will win and to show that he is the best compared to others around him. The people who observe his arguments knows damn well that what he's saying is nothing but BS, but it's too hard for them to find a way to call him out on the flaw of his arguments due to how smart he has structured it. Origin of this term : (Narcissist + Architect = Narchitect).

Assume this scenario:

(There are only a fair-to-little amount of chocolate chip cookies on a big plate in some random house party)

Aaron : *Laughs in a slightly cocky/condescending tone*. Ooohhh man, Harvey is missing out on these delicious cookies (He said that, while he grabs way too much cookies quickly from the big plate and puts them on a separate, smaller plate)

Me: Hey come on Aaron, leave some for Harvey too.

Aaron: Who said I wasn't gonna leave some for him? As a matter of fact, i collected these chunk-full of cookies just for him...

Me: 0_o?? bu--but you...?? The way you were laughing..... And the way you were saying it while grabbing the cookies was as if you're gonna finish off the remaining cookies all to yourself...

Aaron : but did I SAID that I wasn't gonna leave some for Harvey? Seriously dude, don't just ASSUME as if you know everything because clearly you don't have a damn clue on what you're saying. Okay ? :)

Me: 0_0...???? *Brain error*

*Aaron smirked, double taps my shoulder and walks off with the plate of cookies*

The random guy watching our conversation : *Surprised/shocked Anime face*..... Oh my god! .. H--he... He *few second silence*.... He is the perfect NARCHITECT !

by ButterworthKid1998 January 20, 2021

Narchitect

Narchitect: They use their specialist narc knowledge and high-level dog skills to design in-depth narc plans.

Dobbo "I wonder if Brock was the narchitect on the weekend away?"

by Zenmang July 1, 2019

farchitect

shortening of "fucking architect" and typically used to describe an architect who, through their incompetence, makes life difficult for everyone else.

I have to redesign the structure because the farchitect changed their mind again.

by Andrew Morrison February 18, 2008

paper architect

Someone whose work is purely theoretical, having never come to fruition, or has never been exemplified by anything in the real world.

"He was a tenured professor of architecture—a position buttressed by his renown as a 'paper architect.'
That is to say, he was an esteemed architect whose reputation rested on his designs, rather than on the buildings constructed from them."
—Asterios Polyp, by David Mazzucchelli

by ignazio January 30, 2010

Architecture

The practice of designing buildings and environments that transforms OCD into a superpower.

Wow, ever since Daryl got into architecture, those tights n cape don't look so bad on 'im.

by beyondnothing April 13, 2011

fuck you architecture

insincere, inauthentic, dishonest, and ugly building design meant to meet the bare code, legal and zoning requirements for standing domiciles whilst achieving one goal and one goal only : making money off the public and usually in the most blunt, crass and direct way.

Wal-Mart Inc. employs fuck you architecture in almost all of its' stores and surrounding properties.

by Virgin Suicides July 8, 2017