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Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.
Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

Grabulations 

Grabulations is a phrase somewhat simalar to grope, but can apply to many non-sexual things. Variations inculude: Grabulated, Grabbled, Grabulafucking (The extremely sexual variant, used to describe someone who fucks entirely by grabbing and thrusting.)
"I enjoy titular grabulations."
Grabulations by noogle November 18, 2003

gradulations 

The abbreviated congratulatory remark offered to someone who has recently graduated.
Jason: "I"m so glad High School is OVER!"
Rachel: "Yeah, gradulations bro"
gradulations by rsmeazy May 22, 2009

premature grabulation 

In beer bong, when someone prematurely egrabulates (grabs or touches the ball while still in flight and not having touched anything). Penalty is usually one cup, but slapping always remains an option
Dude, did you see the match last night? Mike was being a dipshit and lost the game because of a premature grabulation

gabolations 

Its a religion atributed to our lord and savior Gabo dabo pavo. Where we pray to him and send stupid memes. But now its boring asf and we need to revive it for the 10th time
Hey those are the kids in gabolations! Why does that kid look like a breadstick?
gabolations by Cocklover24 March 11, 2021
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026