A type of person who is capable of getting drunk so much that he pisses on every mattress in the party and leaves unforgettable memories. Despite that, people love him and respect him for that.
Gallianos are a widnes, UK based rock n roll movement spawned from a hatred of bono. The band originally consisting of Calum Kelly (singer/songwriter) Jordan "scissorhands" Kelly and Adam " spaz boffin" Barrow have now split up citing " unresolveable circumstances". It is believed in the uk press that calum kelly instigated the bands separation becoming disillusioned with his brothers alex turner obsession. Scissorhands also has recently been in trouble with the law after apparently stealing a black leather jacket from george micheal. A statement his agent released stated, were sick of this rumour jordan did not steal the jacket it was given to him.
Man gallianos really rocked the shit out of the academy last night. what the fuck was that leather jacket though???
(juh-lee-uh) A sexy motherfucker thats always with the shit no matter what. Occasionally acts stupid, but very smart. Incredibly beautiful even without any makeup. She is a ride or die og and will stand by your side for better or worse and she is super nice.
Someone who just won't, and never will, stfu. This word can either refer to the actual person, or their mouths. It doesn't matter, but usually one will capitalize when speaking of the person and no capitalize when speaking of the mouth.
Latin Root: Golaitus Gobimus
That Goliath Gobalways ruins parties with his goliath gob.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!