A woman, one who’s beauty once you see captures you in a way you can’t look away. As you keep watching, you see more than just a pretty face but a real person behind everything you’ve already been so intrigued with.
Honestly the most seductive person ever. If they ever looked at you straight in the face to tell you something, you would fold. She is also an amazing friend to have
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.