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gamer cheese 

The secret dip hidden away under the fat rolls of only the most legendary gamers. Legend says only around 1,500 people have the sacred cheese within their gamer rolls. It is commonly reffered to as the snack of the gods, and many would kill to have a taste of it.
"Hey phillip, did you hear about Bartholomew?"
"No, what?"
"Dude... He has the gamer cheese."
"Holy Heck, let's get down to his man cave now!"
"No no no, wait. We must bring gifts of green beverage."
"Don't forget the Doritos for dippin'."
gamer cheese by GamerBartholomew November 19, 2018
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gamer cheese 

Gamer cheese is the legendary food that only the most epic of gamers can produce. The snack is made within the foreskin of a true gamer and may often be mistaken for smegma. But only the realest and most swag of all gamers can recognize the true form that in which gamer cheese possesses. The taste of the cheese is different between every gamer. The inner workings behind the production of this cheese is unknown the the world's greatest minds, but all that is known is that in order for a gamer to make the cheese, the gamer must be; epic, a virgin, and must not be circumcised. If any of these is not present, the snack of the gods cannot be.
God: Man I sure am hungry.

The Humble Gamer: *Scoops hand into foreskin to get some gamer cheese
The Humble Gamer: Here my Lord. My cheese.

God: *Eats cheese
God: I thank you for the chance to consume a gamers cheese. I am forever grateful.

The Humble Gamer: Your welcome my Lord.
gamer cheese by TimmusA1 May 31, 2019

gamen cheese 

a nother word added to the oldskool saying gamen, it just tops of a comeback
gamen cheese by woody from auz September 8, 2007

grilled cheese gamers 

The sexiest group of people you will ever meet. Always hard with 15 inch cocks. make horrible music gaming videos.
wow that group is pretty hot. Yeah, their the grilled cheese gamers

Large Game End With Cheese 

This Extension to Game End Is a common order at the restaurant fortnite
"Uhh, Can I Get A Large Game End With Cheese, And Can i Get That Shit BONELESS"
"Yea, Shure, One LGEWC Please!"

Rose Cheeked Baby Gazer 

The Rosy Cheeked Baby Gazer is an extremely rare animal, defined by it's bright pink cheeks, soft plump lips, round nostrils, and hair that is long, soft and blonde.

It has a very innocent stare, typical of most cute animals. There is currently only one in captivity, name Kacey, in the highlands of Scotland
Wow ... that Rose Cheeked Baby Gazer is the most adorable thing i've ever seen!
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020