galapagoat 

goat in the galapagos

dam that galapagoat just ate my brother

galapagoat by sdliuvfopu89023u50 February 3, 2008

drop a galapagos 

To take a huge dump.

After I had a huge dinner I had some bad gas and eventually had to drop a galapagos

drop a galapagos by G@ry Busey December 28, 2007

galapagos mudslide 

When two enormous African Americans rub their gross titties together and smother each other with chocolate syrup and make bird and lizard noises like the blue footed booby from the Galapagos while having inter course with a chocolate syrup bottle as a strap on

I heard those girls did the Galapagos mudslide!

galapagos mudslide by Terdboy20 June 21, 2014

galapagosis 

Definition of a person who is inherently slow. All.The.Time.

Derived from the slow moving turtles of the Galapagos Islands.

Friend: Dude, are y'all ready to go?
Dude: I am but my wife's suffering from Galapagosis. We're gonna need another 30 minutes.

galapagosis by DrMokat November 27, 2012

Galápagos

Meaning turtle.

Galápagos islands = turtle islands. Your welcome

Galápagos by Blahblahblahfatcatsat August 8, 2018

Galapagazoink 

preist lubrication

did you see the galapagazoink that was used in mass today?

Galapagazoink by Shwa and ryanbyweee August 10, 2003

St Darwin of the Galapagos 

A term used when conversing with those who view the words of Charles Darwin as sacred gospel and co-opt natural selection to build a foundation of metaphysical materialism.

Sweet St Darwin of the Galapagos you are an idiot!

St Darwin of the Galapagos by allabaster July 15, 2009