galapagosis 

Definition of a person who is inherently slow. All.The.Time.

Derived from the slow moving turtles of the Galapagos Islands.

Friend: Dude, are y'all ready to go?
Dude: I am but my wife's suffering from Galapagosis. We're gonna need another 30 minutes.

galapagosis by DrMokat November 27, 2012

drop a galapagos 

To take a huge dump.

After I had a huge dinner I had some bad gas and eventually had to drop a galapagos

drop a galapagos by G@ry Busey December 28, 2007

galapagos mudslide 

When two enormous African Americans rub their gross titties together and smother each other with chocolate syrup and make bird and lizard noises like the blue footed booby from the Galapagos while having inter course with a chocolate syrup bottle as a strap on

I heard those girls did the Galapagos mudslide!

galapagos mudslide by Terdboy20 June 21, 2014

Galapanosis Treatment [Hot Dog] 

The man dips his penis in ketchup. Then puts on a top hat. While still wearing socks, he undresses his man/woman/hooker while dancing/singing to Frank Sinatra. Then he he does the acceptor up the butt making a sorta hot dog. Then blowing it in her ear.

Galapanosis Treatment Hot Dog,,,is only a sex act you should use with the love and/or sex/fuck buddy of your life.

Galapanosis Treatment [Hot Dog] by Jacob Bullis June 2, 2007

Galápagos

Meaning turtle.

Galápagos islands = turtle islands. Your welcome

Galápagos by Blahblahblahfatcatsat August 8, 2018

St Darwin of the Galapagos 

A term used when conversing with those who view the words of Charles Darwin as sacred gospel and co-opt natural selection to build a foundation of metaphysical materialism.

Sweet St Darwin of the Galapagos you are an idiot!

St Darwin of the Galapagos by allabaster July 15, 2009

galapagos 

Another word for testicles

“I want her to fondle my Galapagos like Charles Darwin”

galapagos by Marty Fowl November 23, 2017