galapaghost 

When someone you hung out with disappears for a while, and then reappears much later nothing like they once were.

Combining Galapagos theory of independent evolution and Ghosting or disappearing without notification.

“I saw Robbie last week after not seeing him for almost two years, and he’s now a neo-nazi nudist.”

“Serious galapaghosting.”

galapaghost by Blucu March 15, 2018

drop a galapagos 

To take a huge dump.

After I had a huge dinner I had some bad gas and eventually had to drop a galapagos

drop a galapagos by G@ry Busey December 28, 2007

galapagos mudslide 

When two enormous African Americans rub their gross titties together and smother each other with chocolate syrup and make bird and lizard noises like the blue footed booby from the Galapagos while having inter course with a chocolate syrup bottle as a strap on

I heard those girls did the Galapagos mudslide!

galapagos mudslide by Terdboy20 June 21, 2014

galapagosis 

Definition of a person who is inherently slow. All.The.Time.

Derived from the slow moving turtles of the Galapagos Islands.

Friend: Dude, are y'all ready to go?
Dude: I am but my wife's suffering from Galapagosis. We're gonna need another 30 minutes.

galapagosis by DrMokat November 27, 2012

galapagoat 

goat in the galapagos

dam that galapagoat just ate my brother

galapagoat by sdliuvfopu89023u50 February 3, 2008

Galápagos

Meaning turtle.

Galápagos islands = turtle islands. Your welcome

Galápagos by Blahblahblahfatcatsat August 8, 2018

St Darwin of the Galapagos 

A term used when conversing with those who view the words of Charles Darwin as sacred gospel and co-opt natural selection to build a foundation of metaphysical materialism.

Sweet St Darwin of the Galapagos you are an idiot!

St Darwin of the Galapagos by allabaster July 15, 2009