gakulation 

When you're high on gak ice crystal meth methamphetamine and you're flailing and trying to solve problems and fix things after you tear them apart .

According to my gakulation that should fit

gakulation by Tha Greek February 27, 2024

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

Congrats on Your Gradulations by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

Gaylationship 

A relationship or partnership that is between to members of the same sex.

Josh and Gary have the oddest gaylationship i have ever seen.

Josh: I don't like the way things are going in this Gaylationship.
Gary: what?
Josh: I think we should break up..
Gary: I Love You?

Gaylationship by Merces Letifer September 10, 2008

granulation

Used by corporate management, this describes the process of extracting data from an information system in order to specify particular elements of a simplified process for cost effectiveness purposes.

The term "granulation" was first recorded in the region which we know now as Belgium, from the well renowned Professor of applied Business Strategy and Nuclear Science Wim Van Den Berghen Pruden to define the descriptive relationship between business and nuclear weapons in 1947.

This data is over-granulated.
is your mother granulating?
Granulation on demand.

granulation by GranulationQueen June 2, 2011

Gunkulation

That nasty dried layer of junk that dries under the caps and lids of opened condiments.

I opened up the ketchup bottle and it was practically sealed shut with a thick layer of gunkulation. I had to wipe it off with paper tower before I lost my appetite.

Gunkulation by EtchenKlein June 13, 2011

Grabulations 

Grabulations is a phrase somewhat simalar to grope, but can apply to many non-sexual things. Variations inculude: Grabulated, Grabbled, Grabulafucking (The extremely sexual variant, used to describe someone who fucks entirely by grabbing and thrusting.)

"I enjoy titular grabulations."

Grabulations by noogle November 18, 2003

gradulations 

The abbreviated congratulatory remark offered to someone who has recently graduated.

Jason: "I"m so glad High School is OVER!"
Rachel: "Yeah, gradulations bro"

gradulations by rsmeazy May 22, 2009