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Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.
Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

granulation

Used by corporate management, this describes the process of extracting data from an information system in order to specify particular elements of a simplified process for cost effectiveness purposes.

The term "granulation" was first recorded in the region which we know now as Belgium, from the well renowned Professor of applied Business Strategy and Nuclear Science Wim Van Den Berghen Pruden to define the descriptive relationship between business and nuclear weapons in 1947.
This data is over-granulated.
is your mother granulating?
Granulation on demand.

gradulations 

The abbreviated congratulatory remark offered to someone who has recently graduated.
Jason: "I"m so glad High School is OVER!"
Rachel: "Yeah, gradulations bro"
gradulations by rsmeazy May 22, 2009

gradulation

Word made by the jamaicans one very ignorant one is particular a squire in jamaica it could be Graduation on granulation or congradulations but we will never really know
Thanks Gradulation stephanie , I cant wait till I i go to gradulation , your welcome gradulation
gradulation by joshen November 30, 2004

premature grabulation 

In beer bong, when someone prematurely egrabulates (grabs or touches the ball while still in flight and not having touched anything). Penalty is usually one cup, but slapping always remains an option
Dude, did you see the match last night? Mike was being a dipshit and lost the game because of a premature grabulation

Garbulations

A word to describe gibberish like sounds.
What was that array of garbulations that just came out of your mouth.
Garbulations by Underscore_54 November 27, 2025