gailoo

A Japanese flute used by gay people while they masturbate.

Pidge plays his gailoo everyday.

by Moses May 1, 2004

gailoo

A diva who also is a porn star. See ho.

Dayam, that Britney Spears is one dumbass gailoo!

by The 7Up Fairy May 1, 2004

galoob

Jumping over octopi for fun

The other day, Jethro was galoobing

by The Milk Men March 3, 2014

Galoot cologne

The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.

"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".

Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!

Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)

by Harry-as-a-boy May 11, 2009

Goonga Galoonga

A phrase that someone may use to express deep shock or excitement.

1: I lost 50 pounds on weight watchers!

2: GOONGA GALOONGA!!!! You look amazing!

by JettaPussy October 7, 2018

gayloon

The ability to be gay but hide it really well; trying really hard to not be gay around other people

My friends thought something was up, but I was able to gayloon my way out of the situation.

by FrankIero666 February 9, 2017

Galoomba

A short, round individual who is clearly a bitchass, and who wants nothing more than to spoil your day with incessant bitchassery.

Guy 1: Maaann, look at this galoomba *bites into salad*

by professorbigboiboof May 24, 2019