gahbe

Bitch in Danish/arabian slang. Another known word for bitch is Sharmuta....

People correct me, and say "It's Gahba", Idc. Mos erri Gahbe. Del has dezi!

by IN A JIFFY November 28, 2016

gaben

Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.

Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys

by BiohazardPanda December 25, 2016

gabenism

Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.

Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)

To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.

Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.

Console guy: Consoles rock!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!

by Sundowner_Rising September 5, 2016

Gabe the Dog

A well known meme, who died on January 19th, 2017.

Gabe the Dog borked until 1/19/2017

by fenwantsthenamefen January 21, 2017

gabe the dog

A miniature American Eskimo dog that is featured in "bork remixes", featuring footage of Gabe mixed in with other content. Gabe died on 20th January 2017, announced on the official Facebook page for Gabe.

Sleep tight, pupper.

Person 1: Have you seen my new bork remix?

Person 2: Yeah! Gabe the dog is so cute.

by jamo03 February 20, 2017

Gabe Helmy

The action of getting really defensive when someone says pineapple doesnt belong on pizza.

Person 1: Pineapple does NOT belong on pizza.

Person 2: Don't make me pull a Gabe Helmy on you.

Gabe Helmy - the action of getting really defensive when someone says pineapple doesn't belong on pizza

by relatablegabehelmy August 19, 2017

Gabe-Dashing

Gabe-Dashing is a reference only for the utmost cowardly individuals in the gaming community. It's tagged to an individual who likes to partake in the trash talk during the discussion of competitive video games but when it comes time to nut up or shut up, that individual brings a stand in to play for them for the Gabe-Dasher is too afraid to play the video game when challenged.

Hey guys, do you remember Cinco de Fightstick when Gabe said he was going to run the tables and brought his brother to play and he ducked out? He was totally Gabe-Dashing out of that digital beating.

by Ibumpedit May 20, 2017