Bob waited until the last minute to get directions for his meeting. The gagoogle made me get them from mapquest.

Frank is such a gagoogle. He played online games all morning and had me look for items for his term paper.

gagoogle by Bryan M. August 31, 2007

Get the gagoogle mug.

gaboogled

Severely disoriented or confused

The man had too much to drink and was absolutely gaboogled.

gaboogled by ExtraLongShorts April 19, 2022

Get the gaboogled mug.

gargoozled

Adjective. Becoming so drunk (and or) high that you firmly believe/are convinced that you have melted into the seat in which you are sitting in.

This is the term used after the “slizard” stage.

This is a sacred term, which should only be used for appropriate occasions.

Man, I got so gargoozled last night that I thought my feet turned into cinder blocks.

gargoozled by RC88 April 25, 2019

Get the gargoozled mug.

Galboozled

When a girl that you have a crush on since forever finally likes you and starts talking to you and flirting with you and weeks later ditchs you and dates your friend who pretend to like her for sex

Dog she galboozled you!

Galboozled by JustLivinLife January 13, 2019

Get the Galboozled mug.

goozled

When your playing chess and you have made such a bad move that whatever move your opponent makes is fantastic by comparison

“Man, you’re really about to get goozled.”

goozled by chessboy2002 February 19, 2021

Get the goozled mug.

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Get the Poggers mug.

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Get the Oblication mug.

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Get the Surf Dracula Syndrome mug.

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Get the Northstarring mug.

Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Get the Plate of Brown mug.

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Get the Larpenomics mug.