garfunculer
"Hey sara can i call you sometime?" "No i don't have a phone."
I'm garfunculer i dont know how to spell!
I'm garfunculer i dont know how to spell!
garfunculer by rbent April 23, 2007
garfunckled
To have sex with
Alex Trebek: The category is "Members of Simon and Garfunckle."
(Sean Connery buzzes in)
Trebek: Yes, Sean Connery...
Connery: I garfunckled your mother last night.
(Sean Connery buzzes in)
Trebek: Yes, Sean Connery...
Connery: I garfunckled your mother last night.
garfunckled by CarolinaGuy July 13, 2003
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Garfunkeler
1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.
2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"
"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
Garfunkeler by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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