garfunculer 

Retarded person that cannot spell and does not know how to take a hint.

"Hey sara can i call you sometime?" "No i don't have a phone."
I'm garfunculer i dont know how to spell!

garfunculer by rbent April 23, 2007

garfunckled 

To have sex with

Alex Trebek: The category is "Members of Simon and Garfunckle."

(Sean Connery buzzes in)

Trebek: Yes, Sean Connery...

Connery: I garfunckled your mother last night.

garfunckled by CarolinaGuy July 13, 2003

Garfunkeler 

1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.

2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.

"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"

"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"

Garfunkeler by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Garfunkler 

A complete idiot, but a fun one to be around. A Garfunkler often makes a fool out of him/her self without knowing.

Yo dude, check out that guy running around without pants! What a Garfunkler!

Garfunkler by The_837 March 26, 2018