gaden

The proper pronunciation of Caden M Schaffner.

Caden, more like Gaden!!!

gaden by Matthew Arnold Darius Smith February 23, 2017

Garden Gobbler

A vegetarian.

We could to go the steak-house, but you know Jim...He's a (Garden Gobbler)

Garden Gobbler by MbØt~Mk.II® June 8, 2015

gaben 

Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.

Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys

gaben by BiohazardPanda December 25, 2016

gabenism 

Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.

Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)

To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.

Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.

Console guy: Consoles rock!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!

gabenism by Sundowner_Rising September 5, 2016

Gardenia 

The national food brand of Malaysia. It's well-known for bread and noodles.

Malaysians who dislike Gardenia products are not truly Malaysians.

Gardenia by Coklat Putih January 25, 2023

gaten matarazzo 

Gaten Matarazzo (born: 09/08/2002) is a child actor best known for playing Dustin Henderson on the Netflix original series Stranger Things.

It is a well known fact that he is the cutest person in the cast and is literally a bundle of curly fries.

Gaten Matarazzo is a fantastic singer and actor.

gaten matarazzo by thefackfiles October 30, 2017

Vagina Garden 

Pubic Hair in the vaginal area.

She had her Vagina Garden trimmed into a landing strip.

Vagina Garden by Chas501 May 3, 2007