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Gaétan is a tall black man who voluntarily likes to be stuck on an island with his exes. But Gaétan can also be a white boy who doesn't have any exes. He is funny, he cares about his friends and he's a bit loud most of the time. But he's also the type of guy who can talk about anything at any time. He can be serious, but only if he really needs to. Gaétan is a person who will listen to you but he will give his honest opinion. In conclusion, Gaétan is a wonderful guy, who likes to make people laugh.
Who is that guy playing "Blair witch" while yelling "your fat mom"? -Oh, that must be Gaétan...
Gaétan by tante frida November 21, 2021
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See that guy there, thats Gaétan he is so hot
gaétan by Gds04 November 21, 2021
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A man with a lot of internet references.
Gaëtan: super idol 的笑容都沒你的甜

also Gaëtan: big chungus

also Gaëtan: ~onii chan~

also Gaëtan: weke up

also Gaëtan: amogus
Gaëtan by DerK_ December 17, 2021
Not to be confused with gaetan or Gaetan, Gaëtan is a French-canadian nice hall monitor working for some overpriced private school that loves to tell jokes.

His jokes never fail to make people laugh because they are either :

- genuinely funny, which makes you grin, chuckle or maybe even laugh

- not so funny, but you end up laughing because it isn’t funny so you find it funny
or - not funny at all to the point you don’t understand how it can be considered a joke, but you laugh out of pity because he thought it was super funny
“So all you need to know is that she’s the mean one, he’s the smart one, and that guy over there, oh haha... he’s a Gaëtan. He loves to tell jokes.”
Gaëtan by Romortal May 14, 2019
A very charismatic man that fills the whole room with his presence. He's one of a kind, he is clever, passionnate and you can always count on him. Gaëtan has a warm aura which makes you feel safe around him, and also gives the best hugs. He's independant, smart, and have a great future behind him. You are lucky to be loved by a Gaëtan, he's loyal and will always make you feel loved.
Wow, a Gaëtan just entered the room, look !
Gaëtan stole the show tonight, he was a delight.
Gaëtan by Madeofsunlight November 21, 2021
Gaetan is a nice and sweet person that loves animals and geography. He'll talk for hours on those subjects which you might find boring at first, but after a while will grow to love them.
I wish I was as smart and sweet as Gaetan.
Gaetan by Too_Pumpkin March 1, 2021
A bald individual who radiates inexplicable confidence despite their shiny aerodynamic head.
You see that reflection? That’s not the sun, that’s Gaëtan arriving.
Gaëtan by SebLePoisson02 October 14, 2025
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