G.E.L. 

Greatly Effective Lube

Did you try the G.E.L. last night? it worked really well

G.E.L. by the Acronym guy August 8, 2009

G.E.L. 

acronym for "Gym. Eat. Laundry"; typically intended as a replacement for GTL ("Gym Tan Laundry") by those who do not tam, including gingers and people of color; most suitable acronym for proper guidos and applicable guidettes.

Friend 1: What's up this morning, my guid bro?

Friend: G.E.L., baby, G.E.L!

G.E.L. by bbcdude October 15, 2010

G.E.L.F. 

G.E.L.F. =

G irls
E veryone
L ikes to
F uck

There will be alot of hot G.E.L.F.s at the party tonight!

G.E.L.F. by WordofMouth October 22, 2008

G.E.L.S. P.W.P.

AI LOVE...MANDARIN CHINESE
PASTA I ...BEANS ROMANIAN

READ PAST AI...TAP SIA

E.1 T.2 A.3 O.4 I.5 N.6 S.7 R.8 H.9 D.10
L.11 U.12 C.23 M.14 F.15 Y.16 W 17 G.18 P.19 B.20
V 21:K.22 X.23 Q.34 J.25 Z.26

E.9 A.15 I.22 T.27:D.27 O 28 R.30 H.33 F.35 S.38
C.38 U.40 G.40 G.40 L.42 W.42 Q.42 N.45 P.45 B.46:Y.47 K.51 J.52 K.53 V.,66 X 68 Z.72

GET EVERY SHIT LOVE PASTAI WANTON PEDOPHILE

(11) (26).

H.E.L.P.

ASSHOLE FUNCTION

THE PERFECT HETEROSEXUAL MALE REQUEST

I am a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE who is a MANDATORY SHITEATER. I was put onTHE SHIT LIST back in 1988 MAY 10 SAN FRANCISCO for SUCKING A LITTLE BOY OFF IN THE SEARS. .MANDATORY. (" his DAD did the same thing remembering AND SEEYOURASSHOLE my favorite PEDOPHILE GAME as I looked at HIS ASSHOLE he found it DIRTY as he gave a griin to that affect so I did not RIM THE LITTLE BOY and because well you can look at this full definition and see what you think as now a philosophy " GET EVERY LOVE SHIT PASTAI WANTON PEDOPHILE and do you think this is the same for all HUMAN BEINGS as represented by this yours TRULY " SHIT A ONE" , AS this is a PNEUMONIC as help your memory as remember G.E.L.S. P.W.P. is GREED , ENVY, LUST, SLOTH, PIGGISH , WRATH AND PRIDE in the END here I am A SHIT EON. We can say also GOOD EJACULATION LASCIVIOUS (FOR YOU 311 CROWD) SEX PLEASING WORD PROCESSOR.

Would anybody at HAWKS GYM in LAS VEGAS or SAN DIEGO CALIFORNIA where CHRISTOPHER moved and maybe others second that emotion that ANAL ALAN HOMOSEXUAL EJACULATION LASCIVIOUS PEDOPHILE gives great RIMJOBS AND BLOW JOBS by using great TONGUE and a GOOD FUCK too by using G.E.L.S. P.W.P. GOOD ENGLISH LANGUAGE SYSTEMS PLEASANT WORD PROCESSES

We all have G.E.L.S. P.W.P. that is a GUT entrAnce leaving ShitS parts wHOLE purpose is good sense for any ASSHOLE that wants nothing to do with any SHITS.

When we want the hottest sloppiest natural sex we all G.E.L.S. P.W..P. = GOD ELECTS LOVE SEX PLEASING WET PUSSY

G.E.L.S. P.W.P. by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021

G.E.L.S. P.W.P.

Good Enough Let's Say Pleasant Word Phrasing
is a DOUBLE PNEUMONIC.

This is a good double pneumonic G.E.L.S. P.W.P. for remembering seven deadly sins or seven deadly feelings which is Good Enough Let's Say Pleasant Word Phrasing which is an Undesirable WORD CHAIN from the FIRST PNEUMONIC , GREED, ENVY, LUST, SLOTH PIGGISH(GLUTTONY) WRATH PRIDE

G.E.L.S. P.W.P. by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021

G.B.E.L. 

Georgetown Basic Educated Lady, colloquially used in the DMV regarding the average, unhappy, highly educated professional young women who tend to glamorize narcissism and putting down others based on their education level, or for being men. GBELs, "g-belle's" don't necessarily have to have graduated from Georgetown, but more often than not they wave their degrees in the faces of others during dates or networking opportunities. Generally shameless and lacking accountability and the ability to apologize, GBELs aren't always misandrists but you can count on their reliance on Starbucks and worship of Taylor Swift.

"My date at Navy Yard last night turned out to be a G.B.E.L."
"Oh God. Just like last week, huh?"

G.B.E.L. by JackDonaghysCouch June 22, 2023

G.T.E.L.F.A.F.M 

Get The Ever Loving Fuck Away From Me!

Used to not so kindly ask a person for space or to leave.

John for all that is good on this earth. Please G.T.E.L.F.A.F.M!

G.T.E.L.F.A.F.M by Paladin_Avalon August 22, 2024