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A Gümba is someone who completely believes himself to be Frank Iero and will call any image of Frank Iero a face reveal. Gümbas tend to live in cold places like Canada and often find themselves drinking multiple glasses of soda a day. If you are ever approached by one of these rare creatures beware for their famous sayings "kys", ".", "k." and "ok." They often spend there days reading Ferard smut on Wattpad or stalking people on Instagram.
"this guy keeps sending me gay smut"
"is it about a Frank and Gerard?"
"yeah, how did you know?"
"thats a Gümba"
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Italian slang for close friend, best friend, companion, pal.
gumba by Richard Caro January 9, 2005
italian slang for a close male friend. can be used either for family or friends that the speaker feels are close enough to be in their inner circle. not to be used for a woman.
hey, gumba, c'mere, i gotta tell you something
gumba by heygumba32 December 14, 2010
It is an american-italian coruption of the sicilian word for "godfather".

Still the same usage as simply meaning "life-long friend" or the like.
gumba by maleorderbride May 13, 2005
A "Gumba" is a vape but when hoes from the ghetto they say "gumba"

It's a South African slang, mainly from the city, Johannesburg.
Brah pass the 'gumba'
- it will hit, it's 50 nic
Yooo
Gumba by Peachy_peaches February 11, 2020
1. A person who is careless in either actions or remarks in a way that is often offensive and/or sarcastic but usually not too serious. The term is used playfully because a person being a Gumba, much like the characters of similar name in Super Mario Bros., is not to be taken as a serious threat, just playfully annoying.
Many Gumbas don't know how weak they are or else they would never behave in ways that encourage others to stomp on their heads.

2. An insult used when you want to seem more polite than you feel. i.e. "It's nicer than calling someone a retarted idiotic bafoon."
(Looking at old pictures)
MAN: I can't remember when my hair was that dark

WIFE: Wasn't it a few weeks ago!? (referencing his attempt to dye it which he regretted)

Man: You're a Gumba
Gumba by Graymalkin42 April 12, 2010
My gumba can kick your sorry ass.
gumba by Ruth November 23, 2004