gäri 

A man who drinks longdrink like nobody else. Making the world less grey one can at a time. Also known as a hippopotamus. Enjoys swimming in ponds and drinking longdrink while keeping the water safe.

That man is just like gäri.

gäri by lonkeromustekala March 22, 2021

Gari 

A type of human characterized by a perpetual state of gaiety and being incapable of feeling genuine hatred. Garis are typically allergic to most foods, but, of course, are not at all allergic to friendship. Garis tend to scorn dating but are one of the most attractive and spicy subspecies of homo sapiens.

She was distraught but then she Garied and instantly looked and felt better.

Gari by manatus October 28, 2017

Gari 

Gari is a crisp and crunchy West African food made from grated fresh cassava with the excess liquid dried out. It can be eaten with Shito or mixed with sugar, smoked peanuts and milk to make soakings. Gari has saved more lives in West Africa than doctors have.

Outman: I am starving.
Einstein: You can eat the Gari in my chop box.

Gari by joey6rings November 30, 2018

Gari 

Gari, aka Hari, is the name given to any human remotely resembling a garden gnome. Common features of a Hari are prominent teeth, dirty panties and opinions that rarely affect the outcome of any situation. Recent investigations have shown another diagnostic feature of a Gari to be his commonly used phrase... 'here, drink this'. Gari's are often prevalent in areas of dense garden foliage, outside cinema toilets brandishing a lethal pair of soiled underwear and occasionally peering through the gates of playgrounds.

"Ahhh man...i think i just Gari'd my pants"

"I really feel like honking someone...anyone up for a Gari?"

"Welcome to Hari's House of Men!"

"Hey guys...my garden is really boring....is there anything i can buy to liven it up?"
"Buy a Gari!"

"Stupid Gari!"

Gari by Gift2Women August 25, 2009

Gari 

Small and Elf like

Yo Yo u aint Lord of da rings, you just GARI

Gari by Chris Powell August 10, 2003

Gari 

Small and Clumsy

That brother is gari

Gari by Da Warran August 9, 2003

Gari 

Gari is rarely used as a nickname/short for Margarita, in cases where Margi or Rita are used up, voted unattractive, or rendered boring through the passage of time. Gari is in fact, one of the last possible combinations that can be derived from the name Margarita, and the third most unpopular one, the second and first being "Arg" or "Arit"

-Margy is beautiful tonight
-who?
-I mean Rita
-I don't know any Ritas bro.
-I mean your sister, Margarita
-stay away from Gari man, I'll break your knees.
-Arg.

Gari by Babiniotis April 20, 2017