A type of human characterized by a perpetual state of gaiety and being incapable of feeling genuine hatred. Garis are typically allergic to most foods, but, of course, are not at all allergic to friendship. Garis tend to scorn dating but are one of the most attractive and spicy subspecies of homo sapiens.
by manatus October 28, 2017
Gari is a crisp and crunchy West African food made from grated fresh cassava with the excess liquid dried out. It can be eaten with Shito or mixed with sugar, smoked peanuts and milk to make soakings. Gari has saved more lives in West Africa than doctors have.
by joey6rings November 30, 2018
Gari, aka Hari, is the name given to any human remotely resembling a garden gnome. Common features of a Hari are prominent teeth, dirty panties and opinions that rarely affect the outcome of any situation. Recent investigations have shown another diagnostic feature of a Gari to be his commonly used phrase... 'here, drink this'. Gari's are often prevalent in areas of dense garden foliage, outside cinema toilets brandishing a lethal pair of soiled underwear and occasionally peering through the gates of playgrounds.
"Ahhh man...i think i just Gari'd my pants"
"I really feel like honking someone...anyone up for a Gari?"
"Welcome to Hari's House of Men!"
"Hey guys...my garden is really boring....is there anything i can buy to liven it up?"
"Buy a Gari!"
"Stupid Gari!"
"I really feel like honking someone...anyone up for a Gari?"
"Welcome to Hari's House of Men!"
"Hey guys...my garden is really boring....is there anything i can buy to liven it up?"
"Buy a Gari!"
"Stupid Gari!"
by Gift2Women August 25, 2009
by Chris Powell August 10, 2003
by Leeroy Cheeseman November 3, 2010
When you have done something so stupid, that the only reason for you doing so can be that you have infact taken pills.
by Loplop509 July 1, 2010