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The concrete balls which are placed on the top of gateposts.
futtock by Crash Raindog January 13, 2004
An iritating person or fool, sounds rude but isn't.
...to which Jake replied "Shut the hell up you stupid futtock!"
futtock by andyrew b July 19, 2006
Bard-era substitute for the word 'F_CK' (ref: Upstart Crow).
Will Shakespeare: "Hang on... Hang the futtock on!
Futtock by Onomatapoeon December 7, 2021
A fattock is a rotund, larger friend within a social group that always eats too much and often orders the most food when eating out etc.
Simon: Marc, why have you ordered SO much food... it's 10am?
Marc: *insubordinate yelping and denial*
Simon: You're such a fucking fattock.
Fattock by mumpaidforthis August 19, 2014

futtocks 

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.
Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.
futtocks by bernardhodesmond February 21, 2009

Fattocks 

The buttocks of a grossly obese individual. Most often a ghastly and unnerving sight to behold
Crikey me! Look at the fattocks on that Mc Donalds addict!
Fattocks by [Harry^Hardcore) July 19, 2007
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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