futtock

fut-tock. (n.) - An extremely hairy pubic region located on the female mons veneris, extending past the genitalia to the anus and buttocks.

Ben has a futtock, and it's really futtocky.

by Frank Sinatrass August 13, 2007

futtock

The concrete balls which are placed on the top of gateposts.

One of my futtocks has dropped off!

by Crash Raindog January 13, 2004

futtock

An iritating person or fool, sounds rude but isn't.

...to which Jake replied "Shut the hell up you stupid futtock!"

by andyrew b July 19, 2006

Futtock

Bard-era substitute for the word 'F_CK' (ref: Upstart Crow).

Will Shakespeare: "Hang on... Hang the futtock on!

by Onomatapoeon December 7, 2021

Fattock

A fattock is a rotund, larger friend within a social group that always eats too much and often orders the most food when eating out etc.

Simon: Marc, why have you ordered SO much food... it's 10am?
Marc: *insubordinate yelping and denial*
Simon: You're such a fucking fattock.

by mumpaidforthis August 19, 2014

futtocks

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.

Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.

by bernardhodesmond February 21, 2009

Fattocks

The buttocks of a grossly obese individual. Most often a ghastly and unnerving sight to behold

Crikey me! Look at the fattocks on that Mc Donalds addict!

by [Harry^Hardcore) July 19, 2007