Furu 

A fake guru. Someone who claims to have all the knowledge and skills, but demonstrates none. Furu's are thought of as snake oil salesman or a con man.

Furu: I got long on this stock, you'll be able to copy my trade and become a millionaire!
Stock Trader: I copied your trade and lost, what happened?!?
Furu: You didn't get out in time, see you should've listened!
Stock Trader: I listened and now I lost all my money.
Furu: No response

Furu by 21422142 September 6, 2019

Furu 

A person who is a Guru on Facebook only (posting inspirational quotes, affirmations and messages). Over time, this person develops an online persona with "friends" or fans on their wall.

A faux guru...

Suzie has her own following of friends on Facebook who have elevated her (whether they realize it or not ) to the level of a minor Furu.

Furu by Flossie Marie June 23, 2011

Furu 

A combination of the words "Fake" and "guru". Commonly attributed to people who run ads on YouTube or Instagram and act like they make millions in a field Luke dropshipping or day trading and you can too, all you have to do is buy their useless $2000 course that teaches you nothing.

That furu should be in prison! He's defrauding people out of millions of dollars!

Furu by Gos1 March 19, 2021

Furu 

Furu is a Norwegian word for being an extremely good lover, but was in May of 1994 chosen to represent a translation for the english for for Pine(wood).

"Ive never been with someone who's that furu" , "oh my god hes a furu!" or "he/she was a furu, it was awesome"

After May 1994 these examples came along:
"I need to wax my new pain table" or "is there any pine in this forest?"

Furu by p1ngv1n January 13, 2011

furu da 

Furu da (or furuda) means ‘dumbass’ in Mialese.

person 1: Back off furu da bapa 😡😡
person 2: Nah ☠️

furu da by EmmaCloudii April 25, 2022

Furu’ola 

A seed of God; name comes from yoruba tradition. Female name, given beauty and purity

I wish I was more of a Furu’ola.

Furu’ola by Thegoonergoonsatnight March 21, 2025

Furukian 

Something of low budget/quality that surprisingly outperforms its original, more adequate/budgeted counterpart.

Damn! Adams furukian phone has better camera quality than Jason’s iPhone 11.

Furukian by Peepew November 13, 2019