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furtains 

the hairy area at the top of the thigh/groin area framing the freshly shaved pubic hair of a man.
I giggled at the sight of my man's furtains as they hung in drenched wringlets in the shower.

He takes the time to shave his pubic area, but he's hesitant to shave any air on his leg. Thus, he has a really hairy upper thigh and groin and when it gets wet, it hangs like curtains on either side of his penis.
furtains by Mary Casbah July 18, 2012
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furtility pants 

Animal print active wear, often with pockets, normally worn by cougars that signify one who is up for it.
Bec wore her furtility pants to yoga on Friday then went straight to the singles bar.
Gotta love the furtile!
furtile by NickE May 7, 2007
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026