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the hairy area at the top of the thigh/groin area framing the freshly shaved pubic hair of a man.
I giggled at the sight of my man's furtains as they hung in drenched wringlets in the shower.

He takes the time to shave his pubic area, but he's hesitant to shave any air on his leg. Thus, he has a really hairy upper thigh and groin and when it gets wet, it hangs like curtains on either side of his penis.
by Mary Casbah July 14, 2012
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I've been jabbed
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