furnicate 

Molest or otherwise commit foul acts with tables, chairs, sideboards etc

Jim-Bob contracted a serious case of splinters attempting to furnicate with his new stripped pine cabinet.

furnicate by Timberhound November 6, 2008

Alien Fornication 

For anything completly out of this world!
Came about after watching a Video on the Famous soccer player Ronaldiniho's ball skills which it could only be reffured to as " Alien Fornication"

That is some "Alien Fornication" Right there.
You are the Bi-Product of "Alien Fornication"
nothing more to be said except.. that was "fornicated"
Exceptional "Alien Fornication"

Alien Fornication by Danny G and Paulie Majt February 11, 2008

fornidate 

fornidate is defined as a date that is guaranteed to end with some fornication... a coupling of sorts with the words/actions of fornicate and date.

johhny is going on a fornidate later tonight with a girl he met on a dating site.... he's got his fingers crossed hoping all the pics she sent are accurate!!

fornidate by rocko... October 24, 2007

Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020

iPhone Fournicating 

When two iPhone 4 users have phone sex through apple's new Face Time feature.

Jim: I was sexiled from my room last night because my roommate was iPhone Fournicating with his girlfriend last night.

iPhone Fournicating by Neild204 August 15, 2010

fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.

Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe

fornicaterer by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010

furncae 

A large, feral creature only found within the depths of Madagascar. It has rather large balls that protrude from its groin and has overly large and protruding teeth as well. It's a very shy creature and only very few have caught a glimpse of this majestic beast.

"Look at that furncae! Look at how large and firm those balls are! Damn!"

furncae by taahxkristina April 8, 2012