furmur

Coined from the game "Honkai: Star Rail," referring to a particular kind of plush created by Sparkle for the Charmony Festival... But, it is said that there is a 1/1000 chance of it being a neutron bomb. It is advised to be careful when handling these.
Furmur is the term from the Aeon of Elation, Aha. It was a treasure from the remnants of the the elated one who understands that only the wise and sentient possess the privilege of understanding joy. Neither the dusty rocks nor the distant stars can fathom the humor that life entails.

A quest for formidable adversaries in games of strategy and activities to while away the time bears no winners or losers.

Instead, a search for the kind of laughter that leaves one breathless, will lead to the unexpected delights that uplift the soul toward divinity.

Why are you reading this? Don't be so serious! Lets praise the Aeon! The Aeon will never give you up, never let you down, or run around and desert you. THEY will never make you cry, say goodbye, or tell a lie and hurt you.

Passerby: "Hey, where and when can I buy those furmur of yours?"
Sparkle: “If you wanted a neutron bomb you could’ve said it clearer, y'know~?”
Passerby: "A neutron WHAT?! Uh... on second thought, maybe it's best that I shouldn't know..."
by MNDM_DR34MD1VE June 24, 2024
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