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furmur

Coined from the game "Honkai: Star Rail," referring to a particular kind of plush created by Sparkle for the Charmony Festival... But, it is said that there is a 1/1000 chance of it being a neutron bomb. It is advised to be careful when handling these.
Furmur is the term from the Aeon of Elation, Aha. It was a treasure from the remnants of the the elated one who understands that only the wise and sentient possess the privilege of understanding joy. Neither the dusty rocks nor the distant stars can fathom the humor that life entails.

A quest for formidable adversaries in games of strategy and activities to while away the time bears no winners or losers.

Instead, a search for the kind of laughter that leaves one breathless, will lead to the unexpected delights that uplift the soul toward divinity.

Why are you reading this? Don't be so serious! Lets praise the Aeon! The Aeon will never give you up, never let you down, or run around and desert you. THEY will never make you cry, say goodbye, or tell a lie and hurt you.

Passerby: "Hey, where and when can I buy those furmur of yours?"
Sparkle: “If you wanted a neutron bomb you could’ve said it clearer, y'know~?”
Passerby: "A neutron WHAT?! Uh... on second thought, maybe it's best that I shouldn't know..."
by MNDM_DR34MD1VE June 24, 2024
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Filipino Furburger

South-East Asian coochie. Even if it is not from the Philippines, you can imagine it is and tell your buddies it was.
I cant wait to get back to Manila and start hitting that Filipino Furburger - with or without cheese...
by Arthur C Cluck January 26, 2010
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furmunda

A cheese-like substance that accumulates under the scrotum area of a male, usually after a prolonged period of not showering.
"Hey, you wanna try some furmunda cheese?"

"What's that?"

"It's furmunda my balls!"
by BBQsEveryDay May 10, 2005
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furburger

A muff with thick, overgrown hair protruding all over and around. Like a good burger, it's best with some pink in the middle.

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I couldn't finish eating my furburger! There was just so much!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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furburent

A warm and fuzzy feeling inside yourself, contentment, the feeling when hugging a kitten.
Finding new friends that actually get it makes me so furburent.
by Fried Vinyl January 4, 2019
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furburger

A particularly furry snatch which covers such a wide area of the body it resembles a hairy nappy. If left untrimmed the furburger can crawl up the belly, grow wings on either side, and reach around to 'meet' the anal fluff.
On removal of her panties I thought I had found a trapped creature of the wild, a badger perhaps, but on closer inspection I realised this girl was in fact the proud owner of an overgrown furburger.
by fur-bur-gur August 7, 2003
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furcurious

Someone interested in furries and furry fandom, but doesn't consider themself one (yet)
"I don't want to be a furry, but gosh, I am furscinated by them." "You sound pretty furcurious."
by Tay432 June 8, 2013
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