FURCH 

Fat Ugly Retarded Crack-Ho

"Holy shit, your Mrs is a right FURCH!"

FURCH by Imdraculasgirl January 29, 2009

Furch 

The accumulated gunk that inevitably gathers at the top of squeezable condiment bottles, especially ketchup.

The thin crust of Furch on the ketchup bottle got all over my fingers, so I had to wash the crap off.

Furch by Gas Pump March 6, 2009

Furch 

Fake-Church = Furch, When you're supposed to be attending Sunday mass and you skip it, hide out somwhere else for an hour, so your parents this you went.

Last Easter furch was at the beach.

Furch by SkipsChurchDiner May 5, 2011

furch 

The lint that has gathered and is found in a belly button. Generally, furch collects in "inney" belly buttons and is made up of cotton fibers.

When my boyfreind took off his shirt every night, he always picked the furch out of his belly button.

furch by kimmer May 27, 2004

Sam Furch 

a girl who is fraudulent with the pussy, a girl who is shallow with the pussy, and a girl who is a 1 in the face and a negative 1 in the ass.

yo that girl said she had a free crib but come to find out she can't take dick like the wife of some asshole guy named Richard, damn she's such a Sam Furch

Sam Furch by jjway2 January 14, 2015

furchina 

slang.

A safe term for a vagina, a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice opening into the vestibule between the labia minora.

Boys have a penis, girls have a furchina.

furchina by Justice Pie August 20, 2009

farchitect 

shortening of "fucking architect" and typically used to describe an architect who, through their incompetence, makes life difficult for everyone else.

I have to redesign the structure because the farchitect changed their mind again.

farchitect by Andrew Morrison February 18, 2008