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funnycide 

Funnycide (noun) - The phenomenon of inciting uncharted levels of hilarity. Enough so that it creates a cascading effect of symptoms that eventually lead to your demise. The spiraling demise of uncontrollable laughter that leads to lack of oxygen from collapsed lungs, passing out, and eventually death. Symptoms typically include snorting, wheezy laughter, squinty eyes, mucus bubbles, joker-like perma-grin, uncontrolled soiling of garments, muscle failure, collapse, and death.
Ish was so amused with his antics that he started laughing at his own jokes uncontrollably and couldn't stop. His laughter became so exaggerated and then morphed into snorting, wheezing, blowing mucus bubbles, until he collapsed and died. The coroner later reported that it was a case of funnycide.
funnycide by Ish the Fish November 18, 2019
Words you can keep

Funkacide 

Really stinky smell or odor. An unsuspecting weapon subjected to by your friend or family member.
Holy shit those runners of Mark's are funkacide man... Let's open the windows... quick!
Funkacide by ReyMon! November 19, 2010

Funnydiddle 

The word you say when you can't say f word.
Matt: "Hey girl do you wanna funnydiddle later?"
Bethany: "wtf no Matt."
Funnydiddle by Funnydiddle Man January 30, 2021

funnymike 

Funnymike is the goat of youtube aka best youtuber alive (youngboy version of youtube)
Smart child : Do you know funnymike?
Smater child : you mean the goat of youtube, hell yes!!
funnymike by _ummmmhello September 6, 2020

FunnyCake 

When you're eating a meal, such as lunch, with a group of friends, and one of your friends says a serious comment that you find hilarious. It may be that she got a new boyfriend, failed a test, or found out she has an STD. Whatever reason it is, you laugh hysterically. When she asks why you are laughing, you reply "This (insert food here) is just soooo funny," or something to that effect.

FunnyCake may also be called:
ROTFLMAOCake
LOLCAKE
Or many others.
Heather: So yeah, I am dating Steven.
Craig: *PFFFT* *HAHAHAHAHAHA!*
Heather: What?
Craig: *Laughing to himself*
Heather: No, what, why are you laughing?
Craig: *Tears coming from eyes* This cake. Is just. Soooo funny!
Jennifer: Ahahahah! It IS FunnyCake!
Craig: This cake is just. Hilarious.
FunnyCake by CraigMania[c]! February 3, 2010

Funicide 

To kill the fun
Guy1: Lets go to the pub
Guy2: I don't think so, I'm too tired
Guy1: I'm just calling the police, reporting you as a suspect of FUNICIDE

Fungicide 

the act or an instance of a fungi taking its own life voluntarily and intentionally
When he just couldn't take it anymore Bill the mushroom committed fungicide
Fungicide by GlitteryTits November 30, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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