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funnycide 

Funnycide (noun) - The phenomenon of inciting uncharted levels of hilarity. Enough so that it creates a cascading effect of symptoms that eventually lead to your demise. The spiraling demise of uncontrollable laughter that leads to lack of oxygen from collapsed lungs, passing out, and eventually death. Symptoms typically include snorting, wheezy laughter, squinty eyes, mucus bubbles, joker-like perma-grin, uncontrolled soiling of garments, muscle failure, collapse, and death.
Ish was so amused with his antics that he started laughing at his own jokes uncontrollably and couldn't stop. His laughter became so exaggerated and then morphed into snorting, wheezing, blowing mucus bubbles, until he collapsed and died. The coroner later reported that it was a case of funnycide.
funnycide by Ish the Fish November 18, 2019
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Funkacide 

Really stinky smell or odor. An unsuspecting weapon subjected to by your friend or family member.
Holy shit those runners of Mark's are funkacide man... Let's open the windows... quick!
Funkacide by ReyMon! November 19, 2010

Funnydiddle 

The word you say when you can't say f word.
Matt: "Hey girl do you wanna funnydiddle later?"
Bethany: "wtf no Matt."
Funnydiddle by Funnydiddle Man January 30, 2021

funnymike 

Funnymike is the goat of youtube aka best youtuber alive (youngboy version of youtube)
Smart child : Do you know funnymike?
Smater child : you mean the goat of youtube, hell yes!!
funnymike by _ummmmhello September 6, 2020

FunnyCake 

When you're eating a meal, such as lunch, with a group of friends, and one of your friends says a serious comment that you find hilarious. It may be that she got a new boyfriend, failed a test, or found out she has an STD. Whatever reason it is, you laugh hysterically. When she asks why you are laughing, you reply "This (insert food here) is just soooo funny," or something to that effect.

FunnyCake may also be called:
ROTFLMAOCake
LOLCAKE
Or many others.
Heather: So yeah, I am dating Steven.
Craig: *PFFFT* *HAHAHAHAHAHA!*
Heather: What?
Craig: *Laughing to himself*
Heather: No, what, why are you laughing?
Craig: *Tears coming from eyes* This cake. Is just. Soooo funny!
Jennifer: Ahahahah! It IS FunnyCake!
Craig: This cake is just. Hilarious.
FunnyCake by CraigMania[c]! February 3, 2010

Funicide 

Guy1: Lets go to the pub
Guy2: I don't think so, I'm too tired
Guy1: I'm just calling the police, reporting you as a suspect of FUNICIDE

Fungicide 

the act or an instance of a fungi taking its own life voluntarily and intentionally
When he just couldn't take it anymore Bill the mushroom committed fungicide
Fungicide by GlitteryTits November 30, 2017