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Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up 

a lame nigga that think he funny but he's not and he needs to Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up
"this nigga unfunny Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up"

Get your money up not your funny up 

A phrase commonly said by people (mostly Tobis) who don’t get pussy and feel like getting more money will bring them more girls
Don’t stress about getting pussy man, get your money up not your funny up.

funny fucked up 

A description of a person who has a wildly hilarious and twisted sense of humor and suggesting at least some degree of mental derangement, to differentiate them from the person who may just be seriously fucked up.
With all of her perfectly well-timed and lightheartedly sadistic workplace pranks relentlessly played on unsuspecting bosses and supervisors, and of course all of the jobs she sacrificed in the process of doing so, she was the poster person for being funny fucked up.
funny fucked up by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2021

Fucked up funny 

Laughing at a tragic accident,Causing people to think you are sick and fucked in the head.
"We saw a video of a car crash and when we saw the two passengers fly out of the windows like rag dolls,We we're rolling on the floor laughing!"

"Dude,that's fucked up funny!
Fucked up funny by PLATINUM RyDER November 3, 2010

funny side-up 

Of such a nature that one behaves or tries to behave as if one were very happy although depressed in spirit.
The guy seems to be funny side-up. I know that he has been crestfallen for so long a period of time.
funny side-up by uttam maharjan January 18, 2010

sand up her fanny 

a girl who is always irritable and angry
a funnier way of saying bitch
"Dude, Sally is sooo mean to me the whole time."
"Duh! She's got sand up her fanny."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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