"CFJ" or "Cool Funny Joke" basically refers to when a dumb ass broad is talking and your boyfriend cut that bitch off, and she mad because she can't vent.
Dumb ass broad: Wow, aren't I just the best girl ever?
Bf: What about my girl?
Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."
The ‘cool’ and ‘funny’ kids are generally high schoolers (British) between the age of 11 and 16. They are usually the loudest person in the class, and don’t have a sense of dignity or class, looking as ‘cool’ as possible in the process. They try to be the ‘Class Clown’ and get all of the attention, both good or bad. They are sometimes seen smoking, doing drugs, mentioning how they have ‘banged’ a lot of girls/boys and also commiting acts of vandalism, from spray-painting to breaking things. They think they are the kings/queens of the world and wants everyone to respect that and the worst thing is, they sometimes succeed.
Bob: Look over there. It’s the Cool and Funny Kids.
Jimmy: Haha, what a load of jokers
Bob: I know right. Look at them acting all tough and cool. Wait until Life gets to them, they’ll know about it then.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.