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Funniest shit i've ever seen 

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle
Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

funnecessary 

things that are fun but completely unnecessary.
oh man bro, i got homework but instead i watched season 1 of Dexter. it was completely funnecessary.
funnecessary by funkifine October 27, 2010

no funnies

When you want someone to know your completely seriouse
Yassine: yo I just failed Patrick’s test no funnies

Daniela : yeah that test was hard as fuck
no funnies by Yazzy123 May 27, 2018
The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.
Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"
Funnies by TangClock February 16, 2009
describes the most ultimate in any experience which would be described as fun, joyful, blissful, satisfactory, or even pleasurable. The epitome of fun.

Funness is also mainly used in sarcasm, because it is incredibly hard to find any activity that would qualify as awesome enough to be funness, it's so hard, nothing has been found yet.

this word originated in the pleasant little village of Clay Center
"Yeah, the other day, I was cutting down this evergreen and I cut off my leg with a chainsaw, it was so funness!"

"Wow, really? I didn't realize it was so sweet, maybe I'll try it"

"I was being sarcastic, dumbass"
funness by brian h March 30, 2005

America's Funniest Home Videos 

A show where you watch supposedly humorous home video clips of people. 90% of the "funny" stuff is people randomly falling down or tripping over something.
"Hay man did u watch America's Funniest Home Videos?? The guy fell down!! HAHA!"

"Yea. It was.. unfunny. To say the least."