Ceasar

(Verb)

The act of gutting someone, wrapping their intestines around their neck, anchoring one end on a solid object and overboarding them off of a cliff. Therefore, hanging them by their own entrails.
Dude, I'm so pissed off I think I'll ceasar that piece of shit.
by Brian H November 06, 2004
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Cheney

Pretty obvious, but it means to accidentally discharge one's load into your partner's face.
Betty needed a quick breather from blowing my world, but when I pulled out, I totally Cheney'd her.
by Brian H March 15, 2006
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Philkin

The act of getting a blumpkin, whilst watching Lord of the Rings, and eating a sandwich. The three best things on earth.
yeah, my buddy with the mullet, he finally talked that bitch into giving him a Philkin, what a lucky bastard, I would pay for that shit.
by Brian H November 06, 2004
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funness

describes the most ultimate in any experience which would be described as fun, joyful, blissful, satisfactory, or even pleasurable. The epitome of fun.

Funness is also mainly used in sarcasm, because it is incredibly hard to find any activity that would qualify as awesome enough to be funness, it's so hard, nothing has been found yet.

this word originated in the pleasant little village of Clay Center
"Yeah, the other day, I was cutting down this evergreen and I cut off my leg with a chainsaw, it was so funness!"

"Wow, really? I didn't realize it was so sweet, maybe I'll try it"

"I was being sarcastic, dumbass"
by brian h March 30, 2005
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li

AOL instant messanger slang.

How many times a day do you typically type the word "lol" when you are not actually laughing out loud? Even if you do this once, you are a liar, you're lying to yourself, and to your friends who think they've made you laugh.

Instead, be true to yourself and your friends, and type "li" which means you are laughing on the inside, and that's all your friends need to hear to know that they still have a half decent sense of humor
friend: why is 6 afraid of 7?

me: I don't know

friend: because 7 8 9!

Me: li
by Brian H January 25, 2005
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crunkishness

The act of getting super crunk, crunk beyond your wildest dreams.


(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)
We are getting crunkishness up in here, bitches!

Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.
by Brian H November 06, 2004
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Brute

The newest enemy of halo 2, very hairy, and also carries 2 new weapons and grenades. Can be seen on the E3 demo of the game.
That brute sure was tough to kill, but I got him with my melee combo.
by Brian H November 01, 2004
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