Funkey

A Mattel toy sold at Toys-R-Us in the late 2000s which used small plastic figures plugged into a base station to unlock different parts of a single-player PC game for Windows Vista and XP. Now it exists as lost media as most of the remaining information is product info relating to part numbers, date of implementation, and minimum system requirements.

To refer to someone as a funkey is synonymous with the new de-facto Afghani government.

“Damn funkeys took over the Afghani government.” -Dababy

by I.B. Funkey August 22, 2021

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funkey town

A shock video on the internet in which a person is being tortured by some cartel members, while the song, Funkey Town is being played in the background. The cartel members have flayed all his skin, his head has been cut off, and somehow he is kept alive. It is one of the most disturbing gore videos on the internet.

YOU SHOULDN'T LOOK UP FUNKEY TOWN GORE ON THE INTERNET!

by Kitkattoe February 25, 2023

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Funkey Woman

A Funkey Woman is a woman that gives you a key to come wake her up at 3am if you struck out at the bars. This is different than a funky woman. A funky woman just has nasty pussy.

It looks like it will be my Funkey Woman tonight, guys.

by SeanRMagicMan June 5, 2025

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Funky Kong

The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.

He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.

Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" February 14, 2020

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