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A more entertaining way to accomplish a task that could alternatively be reached in a shorter or quicker way.
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high-functioning sociopath
"Do your research, I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath."
"A high-functioning sociopath. With your number."
"A high-functioning sociopath. With your number."
high-functioning sociopath by The Empty Hearse January 13, 2014
bringing the midpack to the function
bringing the midpack to the function by DefeaterOfMid June 30, 2022
Functional Stoner
A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.
John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why
Functional Stoner by RaphDaGwapMan August 18, 2013
functional idiot
A person who isn't real bright, but is capable, and sometimes very good, at enough things in life to succeed.
Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.
functional idiot by someguy1985 November 7, 2015
Function
Function by Grace M for Composition Class October 10, 2019
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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