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funcused 

when you don't quite understand something, but it doesn't really matter because you are having a blast anyway.
Dude i'm so funcused right now.

What?

Ah fuck it, lets goooooooo!
funcused by jhardman May 10, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
To be incredibly confused... so confused that you have been foncused to not have your mind straight enough to type the word correctly.

*Foncused ... the new confusion..."

Guy: "Omg! are you so drunk that you cant stand up any more and I will have to carry you home on my back!?!?"

Girl: "Honey....? I'm so Foncused.... I thought you were dead already."

(Scene from "My Sassy Girl, Korean")
Foncused by qqkiller July 6, 2008
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Fungused 

The act of taking someone else's computer or other device and looking up something sketchy or humorous, and accusing the person of doing it themselves. Particularly used for the word "Fungus" and the website puginarug.com.
Did you hear the news? Ruby fungused Jonas! That's awfully suspicious of Jonas.
Fungused by Funguser November 18, 2021
Tom said he was crunkand I was confused, then he talked about blud and bare ghettos and I became fucused.
Fucused by Yatti January 18, 2009
she was so foncused she didnt know her name
foncused by E. P. Rosenger October 13, 2004
man that was so confusing i was foncused.
foncused by Garthor-tmk January 25, 2004

I’m Foncused 

When you’re just Fucking confused... Foncused!
ALottaDitsy: “I’m Foncused!”
I’m Foncused by MS.M-R May 20, 2020
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Is that cake?

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