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fumblenugget 

When someone is being a dumb goat
Billy your such a fumblenugget
fumblenugget by Indian sex bomb April 28, 2016

fumblelayo 

When your boy is fucking fumbling around w/ drug paraphernalia in the car while your being pulled over.
Usually resulting in bond money!!
What the fuck Rob Gage? "Your fumblelayo move in the back seat got us pinched".
fumblelayo by V dux September 5, 2007

kaden fumblebottom

A ROBLOX youtuber/ myth hunter who is Creative Director for the Flamingo YouTube Channel.
Kaden Fumblebottom: here's a list of 100+ myths albert.
albert (flamingo) : dude your the best
kaden fumblebottom by Nexasphere September 7, 2020

Fumbleball 

Also known as the Jumping Fairies League but better known as Australian Football or AFL and is even worse in the wet.
Gary Ablott Jr is the best Fumbleballer.
Fumbleball by elidecelis September 26, 2009

fumbleage 

the dropping of a catch in a game of sport. mainly cricket or a goalkeeper in a game of football.
simon has dropped that catch. "good fumbleage" chortled paul.
fumbleage by charlie egleton August 17, 2008

fumblehammer 

1. When you miss hitting the nail with the hammer and end up hitting a finger and leaving a bloody mess.
2. When you seriously injure yourself.
1. "I was hanging a picture the other day, and fumblehammered my thumb. Before this game, I would have just swore. This time I yelled OUENDAAAAN!!! I think it helped more."
2. One day I fumblehammered my nuts on my bike after I jumped over a ramp.
fumblehammer by Siril Frein February 10, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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