fumbi

A STD or a prick that sucks another persons dick

The fumbi has to fondicate with other mean for pleasure

by Ieatfumbis April 19, 2018

Fumbled the bag

When you got a good looking girl that was down for you, but you fuck it up and now she don’t want you back!

You had her, but you lost her?? You fumbled the bag bruh!

by hoodigan June 4, 2021

Fatal fumble

Dropping a phone or tech gadget only to pick it up and find out it just ain't the same. It's broke. cracked screen damaged phone bricked

I'm so pissed at her cause she bumped into me and made me do a fatal fumble.

I'm only using this phone cause I had a fatal fumble with my other one.

by Summerbees May 24, 2011

fumblitis

A humorous derogatory that describes a ficticious illness for a person who clumsily drops objects frequently, mostly football players fumbling footballs, usually for long stretches of time.

After leading the league in fumbles last year and having no fumbles this year, our running back must of found a cure for his fumblitis.

by Luckfan December 23, 2015

Fumblemickdumbderkins

A big word used to describe an even bigger idiot

That fumblemickdumbderkins is the worst person I've met.

by ItsRedGrover December 13, 2021

Fombie

A old post on facebook that is resurrected by a person liking, or commenting on the post, in the way a zombie is resurrected from the dead.

Oh my god that fombie is too funny! It's like a frape, but better because he actually wrote it!

Let's fombie her! She used to be so loose in 2009, it will be outrageous.

by georgiaalicecargill September 17, 2013

Fembies

The plural of femby- feminine non-binary. Not girl zombies like the other poster said. Though we will still eat your brains. The collective noun is a pride.

Look over there! A pride of fembies! Isn't nature beautiful! Ahhh! They're eating my brains!

by Timothy Brentwood June 27, 2022