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Fumbled the bag

When you got a good looking girl that was down for you, but you fuck it up and now she don’t want you back!
You had her, but you lost her?? You fumbled the bag bruh!
Fumbled the bag by hoodigan June 4, 2021
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Fatal fumble 

Dropping a phone or tech gadget only to pick it up and find out it just ain't the same. It's broke. cracked screen damaged phone bricked
I'm so pissed at her cause she bumped into me and made me do a fatal fumble.

I'm only using this phone cause I had a fatal fumble with my other one.
Fatal fumble by Summerbees May 24, 2011

fumblitis 

A humorous derogatory that describes a ficticious illness for a person who clumsily drops objects frequently, mostly football players fumbling footballs, usually for long stretches of time.
After leading the league in fumbles last year and having no fumbles this year, our running back must of found a cure for his fumblitis.
fumblitis by Luckfan December 23, 2015

Fumblemickdumbderkins 

A big word used to describe an even bigger idiot
That fumblemickdumbderkins is the worst person I've met.
A old post on facebook that is resurrected by a person liking, or commenting on the post, in the way a zombie is resurrected from the dead.
Oh my god that fombie is too funny! It's like a frape, but better because he actually wrote it!

Let's fombie her! She used to be so loose in 2009, it will be outrageous.
Fombie by georgiaalicecargill September 17, 2013
The plural of femby- feminine non-binary. Not girl zombies like the other poster said. Though we will still eat your brains. The collective noun is a pride.
Look over there! A pride of fembies! Isn't nature beautiful! Ahhh! They're eating my brains!
Fembies by Timothy Brentwood June 27, 2022