10 definitions by Timothy Brentwood

NONAGON INFINITY

It opens the door

Nonagon Infinity opens the door
Nonagon Infinity opens the door
Wait for the answer to open the door
Nonagon Infinity opens the door

by Timothy Brentwood July 13, 2021

Pronoun't

The absense of pronouns. When someone's set of preferred pronouns is empty.

I have pronoun'ts. Please do not refer to me.

by Timothy Brentwood September 8, 2021

Old Dude

The guy you buy weed from. Not necessarily old, or a dude.

Hey babe, have you gone to see Old Dude yet? We're like, down to stems and seeds.

Oh shit I'll go see her tomorrow.

by Timothy Brentwood November 22, 2022

Spider

Cute 8 legged predators that keep pest populations in check, usually all they ever want in return is a nice little corner safe from your roomba. Jumping Spiders in particular are adorable. Sometimes these fellas will wander into your home, and you can either let them outside or have a free pet!

Let me just introduce you to my friend
Under the tree
Spider and me

Laze in the afternoon sun
Gazing at each other's beauty
The huntsman's heart forever beats
Our union is forever

by Timothy Brentwood June 28, 2022

Fembies

The plural of femby- feminine non-binary. Not girl zombies like the other poster said. Though we will still eat your brains. The collective noun is a pride.

Look over there! A pride of fembies! Isn't nature beautiful! Ahhh! They're eating my brains!

by Timothy Brentwood June 27, 2022

functional programming

Much in the way one who participates in heavy drinking, but can operate in normal society is a functional alcoholic: one who participates in heavy function use, but can program normal programs is doing functional programming. Functions, especially the more street available nested anonymous ones, are highly addictive and may make you want to abandon other forms of control flow entirely. Allows one to write code that operates on other code easily. Nerd Shit.

My favorite functional programming language is Idris, it's like Haskell but for nerds.

by Timothy Brentwood July 27, 2022

Slang Nazi

A slang nazi is someone who rejects the idea that slang is how language evolves and believes it should never be used. They will often "correct" people over slang putting spelling over conveyance.

Person 1: That beyatch is crazy AF!
Person 2: Don't you mean "bitch" and "as fuck?"
Person 1: Says the Slang Nazi with the world's tightest asshole.

by Timothy Brentwood July 15, 2014