10 definitions by Timothy Brentwood
It opens the door
Nonagon Infinity opens the door
Nonagon Infinity opens the door
Wait for the answer to open the door
Nonagon Infinity opens the door
Nonagon Infinity opens the door
Wait for the answer to open the door
Nonagon Infinity opens the door
by Timothy Brentwood July 13, 2021
by Timothy Brentwood September 8, 2021
Like an influencer, but with with an opposite relationship to their audience. I.e. their audience tells them what to do, and they'll do it even if it's a bad idea. If an unfluencer gives a recommendation you'd best avoid that thing like the plague. Also known as an e-clown
by Timothy Brentwood June 27, 2022
by Timothy Brentwood November 7, 2023
Hey babe, have you gone to see Old Dude yet? We're like, down to stems and seeds.
Oh shit I'll go see her tomorrow.
Oh shit I'll go see her tomorrow.
by Timothy Brentwood November 22, 2022
Cute 8 legged predators that keep pest populations in check, usually all they ever want in return is a nice little corner safe from your roomba. Jumping Spiders in particular are adorable. Sometimes these fellas will wander into your home, and you can either let them outside or have a free pet!
Let me just introduce you to my friend
Under the tree
Spider and me
Laze in the afternoon sun
Gazing at each other's beauty
The huntsman's heart forever beats
Our union is forever
Under the tree
Spider and me
Laze in the afternoon sun
Gazing at each other's beauty
The huntsman's heart forever beats
Our union is forever
by Timothy Brentwood June 28, 2022
A slang nazi is someone who rejects the idea that slang is how language evolves and believes it should never be used. They will often "correct" people over slang putting spelling over conveyance.
Person 1: That beyatch is crazy AF!
Person 2: Don't you mean "bitch" and "as fuck?"
Person 1: Says the Slang Nazi with the world's tightest asshole.
Person 2: Don't you mean "bitch" and "as fuck?"
Person 1: Says the Slang Nazi with the world's tightest asshole.
by Timothy Brentwood July 15, 2014