Fumbered 

The act of being overly fumber, such as in inhalation of too much of the sweet chung (marijuana) or drinking too much to the point where you put your shoes in the blender. This word comes from the ancient dictions of the Balfaic Ochungus who lives in Mount Ochungus.

Bro, last night I was so fumbered, I saw a flat bunger.

Fumbered by Cecil O'Chungus May 2, 2018

Fubered 

Getting fucked, especially in Seattle, when an Uber drops someone off and blocks major streets.

Oh, great. I got Fubered, fucked by an Uber dropping someone off or picking them up, because they blocked an intersection or made an illegal maneuver.

Fubered by TheJenson May 17, 2018

Fubered 

What Uber does to their drivers. Offering a seemingly reasonable pay scale to drivers, that is actually less than minimum wage. After wait time, vehicle maintenance, livery insurance, self employment tax, vehicle depreciation, risk of getting injured while picking up entitled millennials ...

You realize that you make less than minimum wage

It’s cool man, I just started ride sharing

Nah man. It’s not worth it. Like video lottery. The house always wins. Sound like you got fubered.

Fubered by shoeburger December 15, 2019