Full smash 

a massive night out with the lads with no defined finishing time, unlimited larger consumption and scant regard for any tasks or responsibilities that need to be adhered to the next day. Generally the premise of the out of town worker

-you out on Thursday?
-too right, full smash!
-but what about all that cable we've got to install on Friday?
-i couldn't give a f**k!

Full smash by rufus_o'reilly August 17, 2016

i will full smash you bro

A threat that is used predominatly by people who are definately not going to inflict any damage of any kind upon you. Found mostly to be used by a vietnamese and a half asian kid residing in Melbourne, both who have done plenty of smashing.

Jimmy: I will full smash you bro!
Jules: I will full smash YOU bro!
(begin pushing each other)

i will full smash you bro by bigjules May 6, 2006

a barrel full of smashed assholes 

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.

Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!

a barrel full of smashed assholes by Justice April 22, 2005

a barrel full of smashed assholes 

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.

"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."

a barrel full of smashed assholes by Lauren P. August 11, 2005

a barrel full of smashed assholes 

A general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

I feel like a barrel of smashed assholes

a barrel full of smashed assholes by Angela Zarco August 24, 2005

a barrel full of smashed assholes 

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.

"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."

a barrel full of smashed assholes by Aug February 16, 2007