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bear claw

n. The shocker as performed by a stinky man wearing a skully cap and having dong chops.
Man, that was rough - right after he blew Guinness farts on that chick, causing her to grow dizzy, he gave her a handful of a bearclaw.
by Justice April 22, 2005
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Jeff Mantoe

n.
Wearing an oversized athlectic cup with the intention of exaggerating the size of one's package.

n. The male corollary to the camel toe.
Although everyone knew that Tommy packed only an Irish inch, the XXL cup that he wore under his baseball uni made him feel better about his genital pedigree.

Man, he has no shame; his mantoe was so blatantly obvious under his biker shorts.
by Justice April 22, 2005
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Jeff Mantoe

n. An oversized athlectic cup worn with the intention of exaggerating the size of one's package.

n. The male corollary to the camel toe.
Although everyone knew that Tommy packed only an Irish inch, the Jeff Mantoe that he wore under his baseball uni made him feel better about his genital pedigree.

Man, he has no shame; his mantoe was so blatantly obvious under his biker shorts.
by Justice April 22, 2005
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Dong chops

n. Rarely, extra long hairs in the pubic region, on either side of the penis, such that, at a quick glance, it would appear as though one is hiding Artis Gilmore in one's pants.
His dong chops were so long that he was tempted to braid them together and create a ball cabana for the winter months.

Bear's dong chops were so long, that he had to tuck them into his socks. He definately could use some manscaping.
by Justice April 22, 2005
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a barrel full of smashed assholes

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.
Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!
by Justice April 22, 2005
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san glans

adj. Being of the type of husband so dominated by his wife, that he may as well not only have had his testicles removed, but also the most important part of his penis.
Jeez - did you hear how Joe just let his wife scream at him like that in front of company. Man that dude is so sans glans.
by Justice April 22, 2005
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turd herd

n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.
Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.
by Justice April 22, 2005
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