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fuirn by Master of beargreen December 3, 2023
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Franklin Furnace
A sexual move to be used on a female, named after the shitty town in Ohio. It requires the following props: a lit candle, Franklin brand batting glove, and electric blanket set to "high."
The man, preferably unshowered for at least 7 days, and woman engage in 69. At the moment of his climax (hers doesn't matter), a number of events occur: 1) he rips a juicy fart, 2) he pulls the electric blanket over her head, 3) he sticks the lit candle in her ass, 4) he puts his Franklin-clad thumb in her throbbing womanhood, and 5) enjoys the throes of his triumphant ejaculation.
Warning: for advanced level lovers only!
The man, preferably unshowered for at least 7 days, and woman engage in 69. At the moment of his climax (hers doesn't matter), a number of events occur: 1) he rips a juicy fart, 2) he pulls the electric blanket over her head, 3) he sticks the lit candle in her ass, 4) he puts his Franklin-clad thumb in her throbbing womanhood, and 5) enjoys the throes of his triumphant ejaculation.
Warning: for advanced level lovers only!
Ronnie:"Salty, ever given a girl the Franklin Furnace?"
Salty:"No, I'm not cool like Jason and Ronnie"
Salty:"No, I'm not cool like Jason and Ronnie"
Franklin Furnace by Saltycock January 7, 2017
Phantom Furniture
Ghostly presence of furniture from the last tenant of the apartment you're renting. It can appear late in the night, especially if you go get a glass of water with the lights turned off. Are usually easy to get rid of with a simple exorcism.
Vilmar: Damn, I just stubbed my toe on some of Joe's phantom furniture.
Torkild: Who's Joe?
Vilmar: He's the guy who rented this apartment before I moved in.
Torkild: Boy, you need to perform an exorcism on this place.
Torkild: Who's Joe?
Vilmar: He's the guy who rented this apartment before I moved in.
Torkild: Boy, you need to perform an exorcism on this place.
Phantom Furniture by t-degg March 4, 2015
occasional furniture
Wife: Hey honey shall we use the occasional furniture table tonight for dinner?
Husband: You mean that table we've used every night since we got it?
Husband: You mean that table we've used every night since we got it?
occasional furniture by ShittierJokes November 15, 2017
Old English furniture polish
Old English furniture polish
Or Old English wood polish
Made by company Reckitt Benckiser plc
Old english furniture polish conditions, cleans & helps protect your furniture to bring out wood's natural beauty
It is specially formulated for all light & dark wood surfaces throughout your home, including kitchen cabinets, wood furniture, wood paneling.
Old English furniture wood polish is available in Liquid form
& OIl Form.
OLD ENGLISH® Lemon Oil Polish
OLD ENGLISH® Scratch Cover - Light Wood
OLD ENGLISH® Scratch Cover - Dark Wood
OLD ENGLISH® Lemon Oil Polish (Canada)
AEROSOLS
OLD ENGLISH® Furniture Polish Aerosol - Almond
OLD ENGLISH® Furniture Polish Aerosol - Fresh Lemon
Old English® furniture cleaning products, polishes wood care products bring out wood's natural beauty.
Not to be confused with olde english 800 ,
A brand of American malt liquor brewed by the Miller Brewing Company. that was introduced in 1964 , No they are not the Same product .
Old English furniture polish is more similar to pledge wood cleaner , Murphy Oil Soap Wood Cleaner ,
Guardsman Wood cleaner & polish Liquid All-Purpose Cleaner, Weiman Products Clean Wood Furniture Cleaner & Polish Spray , Howard Oil-based Wood Polish & Conditioner , Scott's Liquid Gold Liquid Gold Wood Furniture Cleaner & Polish Spray.
Or Old English wood polish
Made by company Reckitt Benckiser plc
Old english furniture polish conditions, cleans & helps protect your furniture to bring out wood's natural beauty
It is specially formulated for all light & dark wood surfaces throughout your home, including kitchen cabinets, wood furniture, wood paneling.
Old English furniture wood polish is available in Liquid form
& OIl Form.
OLD ENGLISH® Lemon Oil Polish
OLD ENGLISH® Scratch Cover - Light Wood
OLD ENGLISH® Scratch Cover - Dark Wood
OLD ENGLISH® Lemon Oil Polish (Canada)
AEROSOLS
OLD ENGLISH® Furniture Polish Aerosol - Almond
OLD ENGLISH® Furniture Polish Aerosol - Fresh Lemon
Old English® furniture cleaning products, polishes wood care products bring out wood's natural beauty.
Not to be confused with olde english 800 ,
A brand of American malt liquor brewed by the Miller Brewing Company. that was introduced in 1964 , No they are not the Same product .
Old English furniture polish is more similar to pledge wood cleaner , Murphy Oil Soap Wood Cleaner ,
Guardsman Wood cleaner & polish Liquid All-Purpose Cleaner, Weiman Products Clean Wood Furniture Cleaner & Polish Spray , Howard Oil-based Wood Polish & Conditioner , Scott's Liquid Gold Liquid Gold Wood Furniture Cleaner & Polish Spray.
Old English furniture polish. / wood polish is made for
Sprucing up / touching up worn out furniture made of wood
Like coffee tables with scratches and gouges, Nicks ,cuts and blemishes.
Brand Name : old english
Product Type : Wood Cleaner & Polish
Manufacturer: Reckitt Benckiser
Product Type : Furniture Polish & Oil
For best results, use as needed to remove dust and clean stains on wood furniture. To nourish and protect light or dark woods, you can apply Old English as often as you like. When your wood starts to look dull or dry, it's not too soon to polish.
Sprucing up / touching up worn out furniture made of wood
Like coffee tables with scratches and gouges, Nicks ,cuts and blemishes.
Brand Name : old english
Product Type : Wood Cleaner & Polish
Manufacturer: Reckitt Benckiser
Product Type : Furniture Polish & Oil
For best results, use as needed to remove dust and clean stains on wood furniture. To nourish and protect light or dark woods, you can apply Old English as often as you like. When your wood starts to look dull or dry, it's not too soon to polish.
Old English furniture polish by Blu_leef April 28, 2023
Furnng
1. The act of grabbing & bending the visor, or 'peak' portion of a baseball cap someone is wearing the wrong way, as if bending a duck's bill, upward, while yelling: 'FURNGG' into their face for added annoyance.
2. What is yelled when grabbing & bending the visor portion of a baseball cap someone is wearing the wrong way.
2. What is yelled when grabbing & bending the visor portion of a baseball cap someone is wearing the wrong way.
<Frank (with an evil grin, & hand outstretched) approaches Bill, who is wearing his brand-new Yankee cap.>
Bill: Don't even think about it, Frank! This is my new Yankee hat I just bought at the new Yankee Stadium, and I don't want it ruined!
Frank: OK, OK, no problem, bud. (Frank begins to turn & walk away, but then suddenly turns back, and violently grabs the visor part of Bill's new Yankee cap.)
Bill: HEYYY!!!! DON'T!!!!
Frank: FURNNG!!!!
Bill: Don't even think about it, Frank! This is my new Yankee hat I just bought at the new Yankee Stadium, and I don't want it ruined!
Frank: OK, OK, no problem, bud. (Frank begins to turn & walk away, but then suddenly turns back, and violently grabs the visor part of Bill's new Yankee cap.)
Bill: HEYYY!!!! DON'T!!!!
Frank: FURNNG!!!!
Furnng by the creep1 March 18, 2013
furniture moving
Jessica: I saw your husband Jaquan kissing on some chick last night.
Starkesha: Oh, there's about to be some furniture moving tonight.
Jessica: Just don't shoot the n*gga.
Starkesha: Oh, there's about to be some furniture moving tonight.
Jessica: Just don't shoot the n*gga.
furniture moving by GreyLadi July 7, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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