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Furness

An expression from the town of Blackburn in Northern England to describe an vacuous headed individual who speaks with a mono tonal drone.

To be a Furness you would be devoid of personal social skills, and have a social network totally reliant on an internet connection. Furness's have been known to set up personal websites to create an illusion of self importance, of course everyone will know this. Furness's are not adverse to using bigland to get there own way, or to dominate there internet social peers.

Furness's have personal traits that include childishness, and stubbornness. Furness's are also to known to have lower than average intelligence and work in unskilled and mundane occupations (e.g. Restaurants / Factories)
See that Ian on his motorbike he is a right Furness
by Julian Whitby October 18, 2008
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Furness

An expression from the town of Blackburn in Northern England to describe an vacuous headed individual who speaks with a mono tonal drone.

To be a Furness you would be devoid of personal social skills, and have a social network totally reliant on an internet connection. Furness's have been known to set up personal websites to create an illusion of self importance, of course everyone will know this. Furness's are not adverse to using bigland to get there own way, or to dominate there internet social peers.

Furness's have personal traits that include childishness, and stubbornness. Furness's are also to known to have lower than average intelligence and work and work in unskilled and mundane occupations (e.g. Restaurants / Factories)
See that Ian on his motorbike he is a right Furness
by Julian Whitby October 18, 2008
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Furness

A low mono-tonal whine often mistaken for undewater seismic testing. Often followed by mass beachings of marine mammals.
The recent dolphin strandings are suspected to be caused by a Furness.
by Mr. C. December 1, 2004
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Furness

Furness in scouse means to demolish or destroy something or someone

Say is some says 'can I Furness these crisp' it means can I finish off (demolish your crisp)
Furness all the haters
by Kaitlyn & Jessica March 27, 2017
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Furness-Nightcap

When at the end of a night out drinking you offer a goodnight hug to a female friend and attempt to slip a finger in her anus.
I gave Jenny a sweet "Furness-Nightcap" before she went home last night!
by Mr_Toasty February 27, 2011
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Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.
General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.
by Dave November 18, 2003
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Barrow in Furness

Ideally situated between Heysham Nuclear power station to the south, the faltering Sellafield Nuclear reprocessing plant to the north and The Nuclear Submarine Facility in the town centre. The background radiation gives Barrow a Mediterranean climate.
Residents of Barrow also enjoy 20% unemployment, chronic heroin addiction (dubbed Heroin Capital of the North), extreme violence and the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in Europe. Barrow can also proudly claim to have 3 of the its shore lines in Britains top 10 polluted beaches.

So why not try a place with a difference and try Barrow!
"The Seaside town, that they forgot to close down"
by max January 14, 2004
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